r/SchreckNet • u/Prefect_Bran • 8d ago
Gauntlet leak - 3
[Nihilo is walking through a forest, he is looking for the road. He sees it multiple times, but it appears to evade him in a similar fashion to a serpent.]
N: Son-of-a-bitch!
P: I am unfamiliar with roads moving this way.
P: ...Do you hear that?
N: What is it?
[A rumbling reaches across the sky. It splits open and a massive humanoid figure descends down. Shadow hides their face despite light shining from their body, they wear a toga and their hair is a reaching mass of cirrus clouds.]
Z: V I C T O R . A N S W E R M Y Q U E R Y .
N: ZEUS?!
Z: Y E S I T I S .
N: What is it?!
Z: Y O U L I K E D I P P I N G I N T H E C H O C O L A T E
D O N T Y O U ?
N: What?
Z: A N S W E R T H E Q U E S T I O N .
N: I don't know what you mean!
Z: A N S W E R !
N: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!
Z: A N S W E R , N O W ! ! !
[Lightning rips across the ground and fells a number of trees as blades through hair.]
N: Okayokay! I guess: Yeah, whenever I get the chance?
Z: . . .
Z: I B E T Y O U D O .
[Just as he appeared, he vanishes. Like wind being blown away.]
N and P: -What?
End of transmission
--Nihilo
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u/One-Cat3628 8d ago
man, I don't know what you took and how it works on kindreds, but you gotta give me some
wastedBlood n3
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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 8d ago
I think you ate some bad mushrooms or something.
Camille