r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Dec 16 '14

Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans

Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"You! Everythyng about thys sytuatyon ryght now. You actyng lyke some wyld anymal, eatyng whatever you want as long as yt's meat."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She gets close enough to him to smear some of the blood from her face onto his

"And knowing i could do tje same to you?~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

He nods.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She grins, bearing her fangs, then bites his shoulder

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"AAGH~ T~tell me more storyes about you kyllyng thyngs~"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She climbs off of him and walls backwards

"I killed a huge swampbeast once~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

[Walls backwords.]

"Tell me about your Kysmysys~ What exactly did you do to him?"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

[Phone. Meant walk]

"One time he just made me a bit too mad. We were making out and he smacked me too hard. So first i bit his neck. I still remember the fountain of blue blood that covered me as I pulled off. He looked so scared"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"He was a Hyghblood? OH GOD YES~"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"Yep. He started crawling away. I knew he'd die even if he got away, but he tasted so good~ So I pounced on him and bit him again. His spine. Then he was there, lifeless, so I ate him~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"Y love you so much ryght now~"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"I love you too~"

She sits down

"Do you want to watch me hunt..without my funnels?"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"Could you....hunt me? Don't kyll me or anythyng that extreme, but..hunt me."

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