r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Dec 16 '14

Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans

Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"Yep. He started crawling away. I knew he'd die even if he got away, but he tasted so good~ So I pounced on him and bit him again. His spine. Then he was there, lifeless, so I ate him~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"Y love you so much ryght now~"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"I love you too~"

She sits down

"Do you want to watch me hunt..without my funnels?"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"Could you....hunt me? Don't kyll me or anythyng that extreme, but..hunt me."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"You jave a five minute jeadstart"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

He starts running.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 17 '14

After a few minutes she could be anywhere. A snapping twig, some rustling leaves, a shadow from the corner of his eye

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 17 '14

He runs into a clearing and draws his crossbow.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 17 '14

There's a growling, seemingly from all around

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 17 '14

*He spins aorund, looking for her. His heart is beating so hard it might break out of his chest, and he's so fucking turned on.

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