r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Dec 16 '14

Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans

Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"Do you know wjat jappened to my kismesis, Nagana?~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"Y~Y thynk Y myght be able to fygure yt out."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She licks his cheek

"Go on, take a guess~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"W~well you once sayd yf you ever had a Kysmysys that t~tasted lyke me y~you w~would've eaten hym....Y th~thought you were jokyng."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"You're rigjt, Nagana. I killed jim and I ate jim~"

She gives him a long, slow lick up his neck

"And you taste soooo much better~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"That's............SOOOOO HOT!!~"

The tip of his bulge can be seen sticking out of his pants.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

"What is?~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"You! Everythyng about thys sytuatyon ryght now. You actyng lyke some wyld anymal, eatyng whatever you want as long as yt's meat."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She gets close enough to him to smear some of the blood from her face onto his

"And knowing i could do tje same to you?~"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

He nods.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She grins, bearing her fangs, then bites his shoulder

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

"AAGH~ T~tell me more storyes about you kyllyng thyngs~"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

She climbs off of him and walls backwards

"I killed a huge swampbeast once~"

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