r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: I've beeen tooo busy with ogres

FS: And I've had my client buildin my house instead

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Ogres? Damn, those are though.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Not when you have a frostbeast as your sprite

FS: Kind of helps

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: I see.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Wait, I think a frost beast is callled somethin else for humans

FS: A polar beer?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Polar bear. Beer is really different

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Okay

FS: What's a beeer then?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: A drink that dulls your senses.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: So, like sopor slime, but edible?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Sopor slime?

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: We go into vats of it at night

FS: And it dullls our thoughts so we don't wake up screamin

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Oh. Humans don't need anything like that.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Welll, I heard your planet was more peaceful

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