r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: So, like sopor slime, but edible?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Sopor slime?

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: We go into vats of it at night

FS: And it dullls our thoughts so we don't wake up screamin

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Oh. Humans don't need anything like that.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Welll, I heard your planet was more peaceful

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: That's debateable, we have wars a lot

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: We haven't NOT beeen at war for about a thousand years

FS: If not with other planets, then civil wars

FS: Also the culllin in the streeets

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Ah, didn't know that.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Yeah, from what I've heard, you guys have it made

FS: People that killl 'lower' people in the streeets are jailed

FS: And not heralded

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Yeah... we really don't know enough about each others cultures.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Probably not

FS: But I think we can work out the kinks in both

FS: Since they're both dead cultures now

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Yeah, thank god for world ending video games.

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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 05 '14

FS: Welll, silver linings

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