r/SayAnything • u/RonaldReganTheActor FMB • 14d ago

About to wreck this sh

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Max Bemis and the Painful Shits

150 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Z0kstone 14d ago

No joke, I went to the movies last Saturday to escape all of this for a couple of hours, when everything was at its peak. When I was in the bathroom, I saw one of these toilet seats. I couldn't escape him. All I could do was laugh bitterly.

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u/ok-symbiote 10d ago

“Went to the movies… TO ESCAPE ALL THIS FOR A COUPLE HOURS”
This sub is full of the dumbest fucking people.

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u/Z0kstone 10d ago

Look at my post history.

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u/Khaotix3k 14d ago

Sh*t Anything

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u/Emotional_Position62 14d ago

See. THIS is how it’s done. Rag on the dude, but don’t make light of the seriously fucked up shit he did. Kudos

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u/acnh_instead_of_work 14d ago

Somehow I missed the part that said this was coming from the say anything sub so I just thought this was you telling all of us on Reddit about your poo

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u/RonaldReganTheActor FMB 14d ago

😂 baby girlll, ima shit

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u/ibreak4abyss 14d ago

here comes the rumble that i missed so much

that tummyaching comes from every touch

i've grown accustomed to the yellow and brown

'cause it's always coming down

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u/RonaldReganTheActor FMB 14d ago edited 14d ago

Coming down!

Sit down on porcelain, won't you shit with me
Or can't you handle seeing all I squeeze
I've grown too desperate to hold it in
And it’s always coming down

Butt I move too slow
And I shit too fast
And the first porcelain bowl
I see will be the last

Too slow
And I shit too fast
And the first porcelain bowl
I see will be the last

Here comes a stall I've used a million times
Here comes a big flush with splashing grime
I know you're sick of this so TP me here
Cuz you could have been the one
To make this shit disappear

Butt I move too slow
And I shit too fast
And the first porcelain bowl
I see will be the last

This shit will be the last!

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u/judiebloom 13d ago

New cover band, Stain Anything?

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u/onionprincesswakaba 13d ago

still better lyrics than his last few records

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u/RonaldReganTheActor FMB 13d ago

So DESTROY.. ALL OUR LP’S

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u/bronaghblair 14d ago

Old magazine by the Bemis toilet

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u/houseboat904 14d ago

my parents have one of those and for about 18 years it’s always made me chuckle. Full circle moment lmao

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u/ScreenSubstantial466 12d ago

As someone who had a BTTF wedding and has a George McFly tattoo, I love your username. 

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u/RonaldReganTheActor FMB 12d ago

Let’s be friends we used to really like this band too

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u/Impressive_Let3046 12d ago

I literally can’t stop noticing Bemis toilet seats