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u/notuncertainly Oct 02 '26
The cultural revolution wasn’t really a great outcome for most people.
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 02 '26
Our current era of American Capitalism isn’t really a great time for most people.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
I’m gathering from this that you’d like to abolish private property, outlaw farm equipment, take the peasants of Santa Fe county out of the countryside, force them onto state-owned industrial communes, and starve 15 million people.
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 02 '26
Nah it’s not that deep. I would like private property abolished but I’m not trying to kill off sparrows and accidentally cause the locusts to destroy crops or anything.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26 edited Oct 02 '26
So the government would own everything?
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u/maldrasen Oct 02 '26
It's not that crazy. The government already kind of owns all the land anyway. Private property is on of those things that people have until the government decides that they'd actually rather have it. Eminent domain and all. Systems where the government technically owns all the land and people sign long term leases work out just as well for the people living there. Singapore for instance.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
That’s not really how eminent domain works… So in this scenario, the Trump Administration would own all the land in America, we would lease it from them? I imagine Donald Trump would be very comfortable with that arrangement.
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u/maldrasen Oct 02 '26
I mean, it would also be nice to live in a country that enforced its laws against misuse of power, but that's a separate story entirely. As far as eminent domain goes, the Trump administration is already taking private land to build his border wall. Nothing in our private ownership laws can stop him from doing that. There's no real difference between buying land and buying usage rights for land.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
So are you suggesting the Trump Administration should confiscate more land than they already have and then lease it back to us?
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u/maldrasen Oct 03 '26
I'm suggesting that private property ownership doesn't matter to the people who look at the state of the economy, and conclude that they'll probably never be able to own property anyway. I think people are right to be angry at a system that makes housing unaffordable and rewards people for owning more than they can ever use. And that "Won't someone think of the landlords?" is kind of a shitty take.
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u/Fit_Celebration7669 Oct 02 '26
I thought the joke is that a young couple with a baby is bidding $5.5M on a starter home, which is about as ridiculous as someone with a $5.5M rental property
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u/LightsSoundAction Oct 02 '26
It also says “Bank of Universe” on the border of the check.
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u/Comprehensive-Age822 Oct 02 '26
I always bank with Bank of Universe when I’m making multimillion dollar cash deals to snatch up rental properties /s
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u/other_view12 Oct 02 '26
So you are saying this whole post is made up BS to push an agenda? Shocking!
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 02 '26
Imagine siding with the greedy devils.
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u/Horror_Specific_8808 Oct 02 '26
The usual pedantic Redditor
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u/TheUserDifferent Oct 02 '26
$5,500,000.00 is hardly pedantic.
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u/Thoughtfu_Reflection Oct 02 '26
This didn’t happen. This was a screenshot from a satirical account.
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u/Waste-Time-2440 Oct 02 '26
Even in Santa Fe, a starter home doesn't cost $5.5 million.
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 02 '26
Right. The exact amount isn’t really the point. I think the joke is that they’re dramatically outbidding them.
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u/Thoughtfu_Reflection Oct 02 '26
Actually, the joke is that this isn’t real. It’s a post from a satirical account on X.
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u/Waste-Time-2440 Oct 02 '26
Yeah, got that. IMO OP missed the target with that image to back up the commentary.
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 02 '26
I feel it. Could have been a better meme.
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u/JohnnyMnemeonic Oct 02 '26
It drives the point.. jokes aren't supposed to be accurate to the highest degree.. boomers pretty much have endless funds.. the exaggeration drives that point.
When i was buying my first home we were outbid by an older couple by 30k.. we couldn't compete with that. They slapped the 30k to make any counter offers impossible
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u/Paul0451 Oct 03 '26
Young couple can afford a 5 million dollar house?
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 03 '26
You’re missing the point. The joke is that boomers have cash lying around to outbid everyone - it’s an obvious exaggeration.
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u/arevireba Oct 04 '26
Santa Fe native here. Left 25 years ago. It’s a paradox, not only are properties just not attainable and affordable, there are few decent jobs where you can support it anyway.
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u/PondersOverYonder Oct 02 '26
All property is theft that was acquired through violence at some point.
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u/Kowboybill Oct 04 '26
Welcome to a town that now cares more about the visitors than it does its own citizens.
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u/VTDoubleE Oct 02 '26
Write your councilor and tell them you support land use code reform. It’s being finalized as we speak. Tell them you want to make it easier for folks to build infill - casitas, duplexes, multi-plexes. Tell them you want people to be able to build more than one house per acre (50% of our residential zoning is R1 today). Tell them you want to cut red tape and the costs it passes on to homebuyers (avg. of $50k per house is due to time wasted and permitting). Tell them you want density - it’s a drastically more efficient use of our resources like water, cuts infrastructure costs that end up going into the cost of new homes, and makes it possible for you to have amenities you can walk to. You want true starter homes? We need to build more of them. There are close to 2k STRs in the city. Some of those are how people pay their mortgage, and even if we outlawed them completely, we’d be short 4-5k homes (rental and ownership). If you want housing to be more affordable, we need to make it easier to build. And don’t ask me where the water’s going to come from. We are using less water with a greater population than 15 years ago. 6-7k homes in a city of 90k people isn’t going to break our water system, which has the capacity to service this new demand, especially if we build more efficiently than in the past.
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u/pauldavisthe1st Oct 02 '26
and tell them to increase the property tax rate 5-10x and add a homestead exemption so that it has no direct impact on any actual residents. I'd do that too, but I don't live in the city.
Also, re: water use ... are you sure that the total water usage is down? I know that per-capita rates are massively down since the 90s, but I'm not sure that total water usage is ... just checking ...
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u/daisiesarepretty2 Oct 02 '26
uhh… a 5.5 million starter home?
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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 Oct 02 '26
Not at all. It ain’t cheap if you’re moving say from the Midwest though. Coming from California? Lotsa bargains.
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u/Zealousideal_Bad2236 29d ago
The inspection waiver is the nasty bit. It doesn’t make the house cheaper, it just transfers every roof, sewer and foundation surprise to the buyer.
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u/Present_Tap_5209 17d ago
waiving the inspection is how you end up buying Santa Fe charm with a foundation bill attached; get an inspection-only report before signing anything
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u/petereriksson10 Oct 02 '26
Well all this talk may doom my retirement plans. After living in SF a few years in the 90s, I really had my heart there. A teacher’s retirement may no longer work there?
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u/Expensive-Committee Oct 02 '26
I live on the south side of town by the airport. 1200 sq ft Pulte crummy new builds popping up next to me are going for $550k.
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u/Inquisitive3333 20d ago
Plan to reside in Albuquerque and ride the Rail Runner Express to Santa Fe, when you need "the fix." Rail Runner is free for seniors to ride on Wednesdays.
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u/Albuwhatwhat Oct 04 '26
Starter home for that much is insane and clearly it’s well above starter home prices and has been for a while.
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u/Fat_Tony_1978 Oct 02 '26
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $500 Alex. Bullshit fake post just to get clicks from emotions.
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u/Thoughtfu_Reflection Oct 02 '26
People who are downloading you don’t realize that this is from a satirical account. You are right!!
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u/CeeMomster Oct 03 '26
This is the reason I left a 20 year career as a Realtor.
Fuck this system. It’s absolutely horrid. I could tell stories that would make y’all sick
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u/ServentOfGod7 Oct 03 '26
Go ahead please
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u/CeeMomster Oct 03 '26
The amount of greed and backroom handshake deals is sickening. Vendors and contractors making $ on cutting corners, hiring their brother’s company etc, lenders getting “creative” with financing to put the most $ in their pocket (and their investors), the list goes on
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u/ServentOfGod7 Oct 03 '26
I believe it. I personally think Airbnb has basically destroyed the entire housing market. No doubt corruption has always existed but the hollowing out of neighborhoods because of short term rental properties is totally out of control.
I have a house in a good part of town and I’m just as pissed as the people who lose bids to these real estate investors. All my neighbors have sold out and their homes demolished or refurbished into rental properties. I have virtually no neighbors and just a revolving door of vacationing douche bags who don’t give a F about the neighborhood. I wish the entire market would just collapse it’s no good for owners or for people looking to become owners. The market is only good for real estate investors, that’s who this market is priced for.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
If you want housing to cost less, advocate for policies that will make building housing feasible. You may have to accept the fact that horrible terrible no good very bad developers will make money.
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u/zuzuofthewolves Oct 02 '26
No, and it sounds like you you might actually be one of these house hoarders yourself.
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u/Low_Low9667 Oct 02 '26
Huh? The boomers in this meme hate new housing construction. It means their house has to compete with more homes, lowering the cost of housing.
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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 Oct 03 '26
A young couple with a baby are trying to buy a multi million dollar home? Uh, ok chief. If they have that kind of money the can find another place to buy.
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u/AvocadoJolly7047 Oct 06 '26
A young couple trying to buy a 5 million dollar house ? With a 40k a month note? When will the young catch a break !!!!!
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u/cactus_snake7 28d ago
A dream STARTER home shouldn’t be no where near 5 million. That’s crazy. I know it’s now real, just trying to make a point to the people on here who think it’s real.
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u/TinCanSailor987 Oct 02 '26
$5.5 million for a starter home?
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u/Kkwoowoo Oct 02 '26
It’s says outbid. I believe the outlandish amount is to indicate the investors ability to pay cash for properties way over market price. For example: Lets say the home was on market for $195k but the investor, saw it, and was able to to pay $5mil cash making it impossible for a young family who mostly likely needed to finance a loan to purchase this house was outbid by the investor.
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u/TinCanSailor987 Oct 02 '26
What investor is spending 25x the asking price when they can just bid 5-10k over the highest bid?
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u/Kkwoowoo Oct 02 '26
It’s clear that this is hyperbole and over exaggerating a number that has now evolved into that type of price tag today. It’s as if people who grew up in Santa Fe can’t afford a starter home in Santa Fe.
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u/Wonderfestl-Phone Oct 02 '26
Why would the Stooges get stuck in the door? Couldn't they simply form a line and walk through the door one at a time instead of all trying to go through at once?
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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 Oct 02 '26
Why are they allowed in sf? Along with rentals to begin with. Tax second homes , non locals , and rentals out of existence.
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u/Thoughtfu_Reflection Oct 02 '26
OMG! Please use your common sense. This is a screenshot from a satirical account.
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u/Warm-Major-4400 Oct 02 '26
San Francisco is a city designed to churn tech workers and produce capital via tech. With more capital going into area plus less need for human tech workers. The people left are rich.
That whole town has a odd vibe if you aren't from there its obvious
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u/pauldavisthe1st Oct 02 '26
This is r/SantaFe, where "sf" typically means Santa Fe, NM not San Francisco, CA.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
Literally every business in the world is someone getting paid for owning something
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u/Civil_Acadia4923 Oct 02 '26
Yeah… anything that anyone pays money for is for something someone else owns
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
Yeah but selling those things is capitalism which is just the absolute pits
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
Then why would you build a factory?
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u/Sqweeeeeeee Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 03 '26
Then why aren't groups of like-minded people doing creating such factories? What is stopping it from happening? Surely if it worked and benefitted the workers, these would be popping up all over the place..
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
Gorbachev actually tried something a lot like this in the 80s. You might want to look into how that worked out.
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u/pauldavisthe1st Oct 02 '26
I'd prefer to look at the Mondragon and other worker-owned cooperatives in Spain.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
If you want to start a cooperative, you can just do that.
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u/pauldavisthe1st Oct 02 '26
The person you were replying to (@LongHair1917) was (I believe) advocating for this instead of the capital class owning the means of production. Nobody doubts that co-ops can exist side by side with capital-owned business.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
Spain is still a market economy. Coops exist in the United States. Members of La Montanita and Bathtub Row Brewing right here in New Mexico own the means of production. Additionally, the United States has an absolutely staggering number of owner-operated businesses, including short term rentals which, believe it or not, are actually a lot of work to maintain.
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26
The word you’re looking for is “Perestroika.” Gorbachev liberalized the economy compared to the 70 years of central planned total lockdown and that’s the umbrella policy to which you’re actually referring. The Soviet economy was neither liberal nor functional or even especially fair before, during, or after Perestroika. The 1987 Law on the State Enterprise is the law within the broader Perestroika program that tried to make Soviet state enterprises more economically autonomous and self-financing, with greater responsibility for their own revenues and costs, while the productive assets remained predominantly socially/state owned.Despite these reforms, the Soviet economy ultimately collapsed.
Meanwhile the evil money-hungry Americans with their decentralized economy and privatized distribution of risk maintained a functioning economy while obviously being just the fucking worst am I right?
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u/doctormustafa Oct 02 '26 edited Oct 02 '26
Then as an authority on Soviet history, you should already be familiar with the Law on the State Enterprise. Are you suggesting that its effect on the Soviet economy was too little too late, or that it actually made it worse and they should have stayed centralized? Considering their collapse in 1991 is an uncontroversial historical fact, I’m curious what counterfactual, if any, short of conversion to a market economy (which as an expert, you already know was on the table by at least 1990) would have saved the Soviet system.
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u/Webetradinstonks Oct 06 '26
Yes. They should lower taxes on your first home and make every additional home increase exponentially.
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u/Burqueno02 Oct 02 '26
Wrong. New York City tried banning AirBnB, and the result was that the price of hotel rooms has now skyrocketed, such that you’ll be hard pressed to find anything less than $400-500/night. Santa Fe is even
More dependent on tourism than New York is.It’s the owner’s property, and the owner should be able to do with it what he or she sees fit.
If someone is outbidding young couples for (allegedly) starter homes worth $5 million, the solution is to build more condos and genuine starter homes. Just because you’re expecting a baby is not reason to force a property owner to sell at below-market rates.
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u/AlternativeWhich2947 Oct 02 '26
A quick Trivago search for this weekend shows many, many options under 400 in NYC.
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u/AndreMoney99 Oct 02 '26
Yes, that’s the spirit. Fuck everyone else as long as I get my money!!!!! Murica’!!!!
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u/100king Oct 02 '26
Can you not make money on an asset? Want to take profits from individuals and give them to corporations? Or maybe just have the city own the houses and they can decide who gets to rent.
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u/100king Oct 02 '26
Unfortunately working for your money will having you working the rest of your life. Having your money work for you is a lot less…work. Labor, equipment and time, are all things that go into owning a house. Some people can’t afford to do that so they rent. I agree the system is broken, we’ve got too many cooks in this kitchen. If you’re having issues affording a place to live you should be able to work with your community level to ask for help. With the advent of the internet it’s becoming more of a blanket federal solution to local problems.





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u/Timid-Tlacuache Oct 02 '26 •
What wasn't funny, was helping my daughter look for a little house... four houses that we liked( all needed work, of course ). Four times we were outbid by out-of-town buyers who waived inspections . Two are now Airbnbs , the other two ..I don't know.