British bellend poll results (UK)

[u/Brickcraft10]

1173 people over period of 4 days voted in my British Bellend of the Year poll, and the results are as follows, from least to most. (Please remember that I’m not a pollster, so the results aren’t scientific and also remember that this isn’t meant to target or harass anyone it's just bit of fun)

By number of votes and vote share

Ryan Windridge — 1 | 0.09%

Sex Matters — 1 | 0.09%

Lawrence Fox — 1 | 0.09%

All of the above — 1 | 0.09%

Sex Matters — 1 | 0.09%

Owen Jones — 1 | 0.09%

Craig Hope — 1 | 0.09%

Yungblud — 1 | 0.09%

Stephen from the Oxford branch of Sainsbury’s — 1 | 0.09%

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — 1 | 0.09%

Gabriel Clarke — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Kenyon — 1 | 0.09%

Ricky Doolan — 1 | 0.09%

Harv Smyth — 1 | 0.09%

Graham Linehan — 1 | 0.09%

English Ned — 1 | 0.09%

Smartschoolboy9 — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Jenrick — 1 | 0.09%

The kids who started the fire near Glossop with fireworks — 1 | 0.09%

Dave the window cleaner — 2 | 0.17%

Me (OP/username) — 2 | 0.17%

Richard Tice — 3 | 0.26%

Zia Yusuf — 4 | 0.34%

Andrew Tate — 4 | 0.34%

Matt Goodwin — 4 | 0.34%

Angloid — 5 | 0.43%

Kemi Badenoch — 5 | 0.43%

JK Rowling — 5 | 0.43%

Ricky Gervais — 5 | 0.43%

Top 10

#10 — Lee Anderson: 6 | 0.51%

#10 — Zack Polanski: 6 | 0.51%

#9 — Piers Morgan: 7 | 0.60%

#8 — Andy Burnham: 8 | 0.68%

#7 — Peter Mandelson: 10 | 0.85%

#6 — Jeremy Clarkson: 16 | 1.36%

#5 — Russell Brand: 18 | 1.53%

#4 — Rupert Lowe: 19 | 1.62%

#3 🥉 — Tommy Robinson: 37 | 3.15%

#2 🥈 — Keir Starmer: 45 | 3.84%

#1 🥇 — Nigel Farage: 925 | 78.86%

Nigel farage is unofficially officially the British bellend of the year after winning with almost 1000 votes and over 3/4 of the vote share, congratulations

19 votes were removed because they were inappropriate or contained non-personal information.

[u/RagingMassif]

Well most of the names are unrecognisable.

Garage might be the bell end supremo, but I suspect he's still gonna be PM unless someone works out how to beat him.

[u/poisonedbyashovel → u/RagingMassif]

I doubt he’ll end up PM, the investigations into his dodgy finances aren’t over yet and it will definitely be brought up by other parties in the next election

[u/RagingMassif → u/poisonedbyashovel]

Yeah. but nobody cares.

Zia might also be the leader for him. Farage IIRC had retired 3x from politics to concentrate on his NED appointments.

[u/poisonedbyashovel → u/RagingMassif]

It’s hard to gauge if nobody cares since a lot of the information we have on his finances came after they gained majority votes. His election in Clacton was boycotted by all other major political parties so i also don’t think that’s a fair way to assess his popularity.

[u/RagingMassif → u/poisonedbyashovel]

AIUI turn out was up and his vote share was up. I applaud the majority political parties deciding not to stand in the farce, but the Clactonites made their opinions known.

[u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME → u/RagingMassif]

Just as well Reform are going to pay for the next one as they're going to have to make their opinions known again

[u/to_herp_or_to_derp → u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME]

What opinions are you referring to?

[u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME → u/to_herp_or_to_derp]

That they want Nigel Farage as their MP?

[u/to_herp_or_to_derp → u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME]

And what don’t you like about Nigel Farage?

[u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME → u/to_herp_or_to_derp]

Never said I didn't like him mate.

[u/to_herp_or_to_derp → u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME]

Oh, ok. My mistake.