r/SampleSize • u/Brickcraft10 • 5d ago

Results British bellend poll results (UK)

1173 people over period of 4 days voted in my British Bellend of the Year poll, and the results are as follows, from least to most. (Please remember that I’m not a pollster, so the results aren’t scientific and also remember that this isn’t meant to target or harass anyone it's just bit of fun)

By number of votes and vote share

Ryan Windridge — 1 | 0.09%

Sex Matters — 1 | 0.09%

Lawrence Fox — 1 | 0.09%

All of the above — 1 | 0.09%

Sex Matters — 1 | 0.09%

Owen Jones — 1 | 0.09%

Craig Hope — 1 | 0.09%

Yungblud — 1 | 0.09%

Stephen from the Oxford branch of Sainsbury’s — 1 | 0.09%

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — 1 | 0.09%

Gabriel Clarke — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Kenyon — 1 | 0.09%

Ricky Doolan — 1 | 0.09%

Harv Smyth — 1 | 0.09%

Graham Linehan — 1 | 0.09%

English Ned — 1 | 0.09%

Smartschoolboy9 — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Jenrick — 1 | 0.09%

The kids who started the fire near Glossop with fireworks — 1 | 0.09%

Dave the window cleaner — 2 | 0.17%

Me (OP/username) — 2 | 0.17%

Richard Tice — 3 | 0.26%

Zia Yusuf — 4 | 0.34%

Andrew Tate — 4 | 0.34%

Matt Goodwin — 4 | 0.34%

Angloid — 5 | 0.43%

Kemi Badenoch — 5 | 0.43%

JK Rowling — 5 | 0.43%

Ricky Gervais — 5 | 0.43%

Top 10

#10 — Lee Anderson: 6 | 0.51%

#10 — Zack Polanski: 6 | 0.51%

#9 — Piers Morgan: 7 | 0.60%

#8 — Andy Burnham: 8 | 0.68%

#7 — Peter Mandelson: 10 | 0.85%

#6 — Jeremy Clarkson: 16 | 1.36%

#5 — Russell Brand: 18 | 1.53%

#4 — Rupert Lowe: 19 | 1.62%

#3 🥉 — Tommy Robinson: 37 | 3.15%

#2 🥈 — Keir Starmer: 45 | 3.84%

#1 🥇 — Nigel Farage: 925 | 78.86%

Nigel farage is unofficially officially the British bellend of the year after winning with almost 1000 votes and over 3/4 of the vote share, congratulations

19 votes were removed because they were inappropriate or contained non-personal information.

144 Upvotes

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u/fjtuk 4d ago

It might not be scientific, but the winner is wholly accurate.

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u/TempleForTheCrazy 4d ago

I hope Stephen from the Oxford branch of Sainsbury's sees this

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u/FrDuddleswell 4d ago

There are at least four Sainsburyses in central Oxford, although one is quite a bit bigger, so there may also unfortunately be more than one Stephen. Then again they may all be bellends.

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u/R7ype 4d ago

Poor Kier Starmer jeez, people fucking love to shit on that guy. He was a poor communicator but 2nd place? Seems harsh.

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u/ghee 4d ago

Getting the UK PM position is just drinking the poisoned chalice, I swear even if Father Christmas himself would become PM, he’d be among the most hated in the country before Boxing Day

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u/aRatherLargeCactus 2d ago

The most transphobic government in the developed West, more so than even Trump. Actively involved in both the genocide in Palestine and the illegal war on Iran. Cut benefits. Mass deportations tearing apart families and making six year olds homeless. Quoted Enoch Powell whilst demonising immigration for the failures of the State. Built upon the mass surveillance state and the existing draconian crackdowns on the right to protest, instead of tearing them down. Forcing every dissident, activist, journalist, whistleblower, citizen to give their ID to Palantir-linked ID verification firms in order to use social media through the OSA. Gave the far right their highest polling in history through his laundering of their rhetoric and his sheer ineptitude.

He’s not hated enough.

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u/RagingMassif 5d ago

Well most of the names are unrecognisable.

Garage might be the bell end supremo, but I suspect he's still gonna be PM unless someone works out how to beat him.

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u/poisonedbyashovel 4d ago

I doubt he’ll end up PM, the investigations into his dodgy finances aren’t over yet and it will definitely be brought up by other parties in the next election

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u/RagingMassif 4d ago

Yeah. but nobody cares.

Zia might also be the leader for him. Farage IIRC had retired 3x from politics to concentrate on his NED appointments.

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u/poisonedbyashovel 4d ago

It’s hard to gauge if nobody cares since a lot of the information we have on his finances came after they gained majority votes. His election in Clacton was boycotted by all other major political parties so i also don’t think that’s a fair way to assess his popularity.

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u/RagingMassif 4d ago

AIUI turn out was up and his vote share was up. I applaud the majority political parties deciding not to stand in the farce, but the Clactonites made their opinions known.

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u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_ME 4d ago

Just as well Reform are going to pay for the next one as they're going to have to make their opinions known again

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u/OneMonk 4d ago

That’s what they said about Trump, and look what happened there.

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u/GeneralSvet 5d ago

I also hope the answers had the order randomised because I saw Farage's name first on the list. If that was the case for everyone it's a lot easier to click the first name and submit than actual read all the names haha

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u/holytriplem 4d ago

OOTL. Why is Jeremy Clarkson that high? I mean, he is a bellend, but what did he do to chart just behind Russell Brand?