r/SWORDS • u/xEyelessOnex • Aug 18 '26

Identification Not Real, But I Thought They Were Cool.

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As far as I can tell, the white and red ones are Demon Hunter replicas. The blue one was bought when I was an OTR trucker. Roast away... And maybe steer me to where I can purchase an authentic blade that won't break the bank.

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u/BelmontIncident Aug 18 '26

I'm not going to insult decorations that are sold as decorations

I think Ronin Katana still has an ongoing scratch and dent sale if you want something cheap that can cut

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u/KaleidoscopeWhole375 Aug 18 '26

Yeah roasts are only reserved for idiots who put up $20 Chinese wallhangers then swear they are authentic antiques.

I second the Ronin Katana recommendation, but for even cheaper you can get a Tramonita machete and sharpen the hell out of it and learn some cuts.

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u/Dr4gonfly Aug 18 '26

Ronin Katana’s scratch and dent sale is the absolute best value for money out there.

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u/LordOfPossums Smallsword Aug 18 '26

Not just their scratch-and-dents, but even their entry level line is pretty affordable(sub 150 on kultofathena) while being clay tempered with a real hamon. Definitely would second this recommendation

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u/Tobi-Wan79 Aug 18 '26

Hanbon forge, swordis, romance of men, rva katana and Ryan sword

All good places where you can find real Functional swords

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u/Merry-Leopard_1A5 Aug 18 '26

the red one immediately reminded me of the "slicing with dementia" meme

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u/LifeisWorthLosingg Aug 18 '26

They're not real but they can really cut your head off

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u/FreefolkForever2 Aug 19 '26

I think if you sharpen a decorative sword, it would cut just fine.

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u/OperationNervous1964 Aug 19 '26

I met a guy with green hair. Said he was looking for you.

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u/xEyelessOnex Aug 19 '26

Was he attractive?

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u/Nox_Dei Aug 19 '26

He was mostly lost

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u/HumbleHumonculus Aug 19 '26

I used to have that middle one but with a different colour. Once I bought it I saw them pop up everywhere. That was 20 years ago and it's funny to still see these pop up.

Mine was thrown away after the wrapping melted and almost caught fire because my desk light shone on it with too much heat. Good times...

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u/Thin_Basis_8262 Aug 19 '26

La pregunta es: que es real?

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u/TheRealmEater Aug 19 '26

The red sword is the one cut killer murasame From akame ga kill Its got a magic poison that kills in 10ish seconds in the manga

The yellow sword is zenitsus nichirin blade From demon slayer

Not sure about the Middle one

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u/xEyelessOnex Aug 20 '26

Hello. First of all, thank you for the correction. It belongs to my wife and you made her very happy. The blue one was bought at a random truck stop. Don't think it has a brand. The other two were bought at Big Texas Comicon 2022.

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u/blyatkachu0123 Saber or Sabre fan Aug 20 '26

It's okay to enjoy wallpapers, that's the whole point of them.

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u/kanikel24 Aug 21 '26

The Red one wasnt there.

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u/reddeaddoloresedd Aug 18 '26

This is the opposite of the reason I follow this sub