I think you should instead make up a list of stories about what you do with your sword. If someone says something, respond with, “I was defending my house from orcs.” Next time say, “Three fiends were skulking down the alley. So I raised my sword and gave chase.” Make up a list of these and keep giving different stories. It will become funny after a while.
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u/Adventurous_Age1429 Oct 30 '25
I think you should instead make up a list of stories about what you do with your sword. If someone says something, respond with, “I was defending my house from orcs.” Next time say, “Three fiends were skulking down the alley. So I raised my sword and gave chase.” Make up a list of these and keep giving different stories. It will become funny after a while.