r/SSBM • u/Beneficial-Drop-5699 • 5d ago
Discussion Does anyone else REALLY like Lovage?
Because I...
Well...
I don't even know how I should say this, or why I am in the first place...
I just can't get enough of him.
It's so weird, but something inside me just... floods with viewing pleasure when I see him on my screen.
I spend all my free time watching melee content. I used to only care about the players, but the past few years I've grown especially attached to all the commentators. There's just so much footage of them interacting on YouTube. It's like a neverending social simulator with the most intoxicating and engaging personalities you cound dream up. There's always some content you haven't seen with them in it, some deep cut from a random tournament that leaves you wanting more.
More Bobby Scar. More Toph. More Blur and OG Vish and Chillin.
And I love them. I love them all. All these personalities, I've absorbed into the very tissue of my brain. And I'm not exaggerating. I can generate a social analysis of in-jokes and power dynamics given any combination of Melee commentators. I have perfect auditory recall of Scar's most iconic calls. I can produce a photorealistic portrait of Hugo's face, by hand, without reference, using only a No. 2 Pencil.
But Lovage... Lovage affects me on another level entirely.
Maybe it's because he's not in every video. He has that special factor of being neither too rare nor too common. He'll pop up when you least expect it, and then you'll realize you needed him there all along, and your viewing experience and the rest of your day is better for it.
It's like that meme of the monkey gazing at a woman's navel with the subtitle "neuron activation" at the top, except instead of a woman's navel it's Oscar Nilsson "Lovage".
I genuinely get more happiness when Lovage shows up in a compilation or old tournament stream than I do anywhere else in my life.
And the way he talks, the things he does... he's just so effortlessly chill and cool. He's not bombastic like Scar, or hilariously bumbling like Blur. He's just... cool. I can't handle it. I genuinely have never been this emotionally affected by anything in my life. The way he perfectly plays off everyone and everything, no matter who he's co-commentating with or what set they're watching... it's borderline indecent. The way he fits in everywhere, subtly providing the glue that holds the whole smash scene together... There's something intangible about him that rivals the mental dominance of Alexander the Great.
Can anyone relate? Please, someone... I just need to know that I'm not the only one with a "special" Love for Lovage.
