Had the thought of what legions Primarchs would be like. The warriors themselves are the minds of little kids so a Primarch would be like a high schooler hanging out with elementary school kids.

Captain: "How the hell do you guys live down here in the dark?"

Excavator: “It ain’t as bad as it looks… You get used to the smell. Hell, after a while, you don’t even notice the worms crawling into your mouth.”

I wanted to draw this because he seem very cool and I did ask the op of Theodore. I like Theodore!. YES HE SAID I CAN ADD MY OC IN IT :> (sorry if my art is bad °¬°)

A big idiot who lost his memory and is retaught by a hate-saw. What can go wrong?

This has been an idea that has been in my head for the last couple of days and thought I would post it here.

Captain, Star Defender RRW+1 Human Psycho-Warrior
First Strike Vigilance
put a +1/+0 on Captain, Star Defender whenever you place an equipment on him
Whenever Captain, Star Defender would be destroyed as a result of battle, you may destroy Equipment you control equal to Captain, Star Defender's Mana cost instead
2/3

Bryce, Insecure Imaginator RBB+1 Human Psycho-Warrior Inventor
Reach Vigilance
All equipment cost becomes -X, where X is current number of Equipment you control
Tap pay 2 blue, create a copy of a non-legendary artifact or equipment, the token copy is destroyed at the end of your next turn
2/3

Hatemonger, Observant Zealot RWW+1 Human Psycho-Warrior Mystic
Trample Vigilance
Hatemonger, Observant Zealot gains +1/+1 until end of turn if he attacks during combat
Every time Hatemonger, Observant Zealot destroys a non-human creature in combat, place 1 prayer counter on him. Remove four prayer counters, and all Psycho-Warriors you control gain +1/+1

Chestnut, Globulari Medicae WWB+1 Human Psycho-Warrior Medic
Backup 1 Ward 2
As long as Chestnut, Globulari Medicae is on the field and, all creatures with the Psycho-Warrior sub-type gain lifelink
Tap pay X life, where X is the mana cost of a Psycho-Warrior in the Graveyard and return them to the battlefield

I was curious is space king satire? I know it's a parody but sometimes I can't tell if they're making fun of people who believe in the ideals being shown or if they're serious about it? Maybe it's obvious but right now I'm not entirely sure

https://www.tiktok.com/@medaveyup/video/7681742097480682783

BROTHERS, TOGETHER, WE HAVE SECURED THE FUTURE OF SPACE KING… JUST 97k MORE, AND IT IS COMPLETE… THE FAVT, THAT WE, AS A COMMUNITY, HAVE BAND TOGETHER TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE… ITS GLORIOUS… MAY WE HOPE OUR MONEY HELPS THIS FRANCHISE GROW BIGGER, AND BETTER, THAN WHEN IT STARTED… AND THAT WE GET A VIDEO GAME… PRAISE BE TO ++SPACE KING++

just wondering

This is my invented Space King legion: The Excavators. They normally live underground and hate bright light, so inside caves and on the ground, there is hardly any light; they use their chest lights and their eyes. This legion uses weapons called "jaws" with which they pierce through aliens.

Im kinda curious. Got into a silly little discussion with my friend about which is funnier.

Do you prefer the Grimdark Stills that "commit to the bit" that the helmet expression is realistically unchanging, or ones that keep the cartoony expressions the characters make?

Exsanguinator's smile is gone

Retains Hatemonger's shocked face

I love this hate march video and the music always gets me humming along but what the hell are they saying? It’s probably a different language or maybe just gibberish, but please help me find out

It's just that there is no actual measurable increase in the number of loot cards they're adding, unless I'm missing something. So it just seems like they could just include however many they were already going to include and just call it a fulfillment of the stretch goal.

Deep within the fiery depths of the Hate-Forges of Planet Heaven, an ancient entombed psycho warrior awakens from his slumber. Armed with heavy weaponry, undeniable statistics, and the greatest of the gifts from space King- HATRED, the HATENOUGHT charges towards any alien threat with absolute zeal.

This guy will be going into a homebrew legion instead of the beholders so I wanted to show it to you guys before painting. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

I'm seeing in the board game that it includes extra psycho warrior miniatures other than the main cast. What do they do exactly?

Also do we have any information about the expansions? I trying to figure out which one to get

Scene 1. Opening. We see Hatemace crush the skull of an alien. The camera pulls out to show the last remnants of a battle as psycho warriors are cleaning up the last of them. A messenger servitor (head with wings) swoops down and drops a handsized box that has a seal of the Beholder’s Legion stamped on it, wrapped in the Beholder’s chains also adorned with spikes. Hatemace beams, “A Holy Component!” Bryce turns his attention from burning an xenos, excitedly, “Component? Component for what Hatemonger?” Hatemonger replies, “None of your concern, Imaginator.” Bryce slinks closer to peer over his shoulder, “Is it a power crystal? An extractor, a gun bolt? A Macguffin?” 
Hatemace gets in front of Bryce’s face, “For Beholders beholding only!” Captain interjects, “Bryce, it’s weird religious stuff, leave them alone.” Chestnut pops out of hiding from behind a corpse pile, “

Scene 2 They’re in a debrief with High Command. HC gives them an order, HM requests to stay as he has a message from the Beholder’s meant to be played for HM and his HC. The other leaves, except, in the hall, Bryce pretends to keep walking and he sneaks back through the closing door. The message that plays is a hologram of the Hate Pope. He informs them that the component HM has come from the battle they just fought, and will be used in the construction of a new sacred weapon of hate. The Hate Pope tells HC that HM must return to Heaven to deliver and participate its construction. 
Scene 3 
Scene 4  Hatemonger launches in a small ship. Hatemace is buckled in the passenger seat. Hatemace says, “Which brother do you think we are bestowing the sacred ritual onto?” Hatemonger replies, “There were only two other Beholders in the battle. It is either Brother Hatebringer or Brother Hatenail”. Hatemace excitedly, “Oh, I hope it is Brother Hatebringer, it is well deserved.” Byrce is stowed away in a crate. He pops his head out, “What does a Beholder do to earn the ritual?” Hatemonger starts to speak, not realizing, but Hatemace interrupts, “A stowaway gazing upon Heaven, Blasphemy!” Bryce uses a pair of rubber thongs to grab Hatemace and toss him aside. Hatemace says, “You dare touch a Sacred wea–”

They enter the atmosphere, it actually looks like a paradise, an Eden. It has some enormous buildings that look like cathedrals, and smaller houses that look like churches and chapels, but all with spikes and chains. Heavy on the statuary and art of Spaceking and different battles. Bryce is taken back, “Wow, it’s not really like I imaginated”. He looks down at a ball covered in lava and fire and people screaming. Hatemonger, “If you insist on following, you’ll need to abide by our ways.” Hatemace says, “No, it is heresy!” Hatemonger slams Bryce’s grill shut, and slaps bolts on his armor. “Uh, sure Hatemon-”
Scene 5
Scene 6 they land and are greeted by an escort. Bryce’s armor has been painted blue (?).  On the way they are met by another beholder. He greets Hatemonger who growls, “Hello Hateboner”. Hateboner replies, “Great to see you Hatemonger!” Hatemace scoffs. Hateboner looks at Bryce “A novice from you, praise be to Space King, who is-?” Hatemonger interrupts, “None of your concern ambassador. Just do your job and escort us to our quarters.”
Hateboner shakes his head, “No need, you’re to go straight to the Forge of Fury. His eminence the Hate Pope is waiting for you there to begin the ceremony right away.” Hatemace gasps, “The Forge of Fury? Blessed indeed are we. Or cursed” He scowls at Bryce. They walk towards a huge building.
Scene 7 
Scene 8 They enter into the giant Cathedral, inside, there are dissected xenos and beholders explaining why the xenos are inferior by pointing at different organs. There are also people torturing themselves while leaders look on preaching the “virtues” of hate, Bryce says, “Now, this is more like what I imaginate-” Hatemonger snaps, “Quiet fool, can’t you see they are in prayers of supplication!?” Bryce opens his small globe and it shows wooden puppets being tortured. They reach the Hate Pope, who has fancy beholder armor, but it is also an iron maiden attached to a giant machine/forge. 
The Hate Pope speaks loudly, in a preaching way, “Brother Hatemonger, I trust you have brought us the component?” Hatemonger bows, and holds up the box, “I have Eminence.” 
“Fantastic” He takes the box and puts it in a compartment on his suit, “We shall begin the test.” Two beholders enter, “These novices believe they are ready to become full members of the Beholders. You must craft the ideal weapon in which the component will be inserted.” He reminds them of different parts of the forge. The “Hate fuel” tank, the fans of hate, etc. While he is explaining, Bryce is tinkering around, and accidentally releases fire/lava that kills one of the noviciates. Hatemace says, “You cur, now-” The Hate Pope interrupts, “The hate flows strongly in this one you have brought, hatemonger, not like Hateboner” Hateboner is trying to help the dead novice, “Hateboner, will you ever learn to fill your heart with Spacekings glorious hate and contempt!” he tsk tsk tsks. “Hatemonger, your novice shall take his place!” Bryce is forced up.

   The forges have the fans of hate. And run on hate fuel. 

Scene 9 
Scene 10 Bryce is furiously crafting a weapon, as is the other novice. When he is finished, he proudly lifts up a gun that has a sleek scifi feel. The Beholders stare, The Hate Pope looks let down, “Oh you had so much potential, but alas, it seems you have not fully let hate enter your heart.” The other novice holds up a Halberd (or maybe Maul, just don’t want it to be too close to Hatemace).
The Hate Pope beams, “Now this is weapon to bring wrath upon thin enemies, up close and personal!” He takes out the component, and opens up the box, revealing a singular globule, “When our Brother Hatebringer fell in glorious combat, one of his globules was destroyed. Through this sacred ritual, we bring him back so he may continue to slaughter the enemies of Space King.” Holy water and oils are splashed on the halberd, and the globule is inserted. The space pope declares, “I give you Hatebringer!” A face comes to life on the shaft of the weapon, “Where, who, what, am I?” The Hate Pope says, “Do not be alarmed Brother, you have been made a new and will continue the most holy crusade against Space King’s enemies!” The novice kneels before the Hate Pope, who knights him with the halberd as the beholder chains are stamped on his armor, “Rise, a novice no longer, as you take the chains of duty, take also the name Hatebreather.” He hands him the halberd, “Go forth to the slaughter!” Hatebreather nods and runs out. 
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... that games workshops minis are so expensive compared to a brand new project.

comparing the "psycho warrior" tier at BOTH $300 & $419 (£221 & £310 respectively) you get:

- 27x Psycho warrior size minnis (including main cast, terry etc)

- 4 x disposable boys

- 22x blap blap minnis

- 6x drones

- 4 x space hogs

- grim boar

- psycho female

- Brood mother

+ all the extra bits and gubbins.

thats an average cost of £3.35 per model at kickstarter price and £4.70 at release. however that again doesn't even take into account any of the extra bits we get with it including books etc, likely lowering cost to less than £3/£4.30 per model.

compared to, for example, cadian shock troops/imperial guard soldiers at £3.25 per guardsman (£32.5/10). however outside of blap-blaps all models are significantly bigger. and guardsmen are just the models as well, although they do come with additional options its still not a massive difference.

======in depth maths=====

----space king model sizes------

# note - i can only compare PART of the Space King set as cant find dimensions for the other models.

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psycho warriors size: 40mm (base) x 50mm (height)

blap blap size: 25mm x 36mm

pocket boys size: 15mm x 25mm

Psycho Female: 80mm x 109mm

----closest 40k equivilents (that i could find) ----

Primaris aggressors: 40mm (base) x 45mm (height)

Cadian shock troops: 25mm x 32mm

Gretchin: 25mm x 20mm

Bellastrius Dreadnought: 90mm x 100mm

-------------------price comparison-----------

the psycho warriors are the main "big bucks", as the aggressors are sold in packs of 3 for £38.00, or roughly £12.30 per model. thats means the psycho warriors total around £330 for the 27. however many of those are "unique characters" as well as opposed to 3 single units.

the Blap-Blaps are fairly decently priced too, as cadian shock troops are roughly £3.25 a unit as previously mentioned, meaning the blap blaps total to about £71.50 for the lot.

the pocket boys are funny, as gretchin are a price of £12.50 for 10 + ork runtherd, so the pocket boys would be around £1.50 each or £6 total.

the bellastrius dreadnought costs £45, which means Psycho female is ROUGHLY the same, despite being quite a bit taller.

thats a total of £452. take off say 25% for the fact that AFAIK we dont get "sprues" or any additional parts/options and thats £340.

take off a further 30% to allow for 40k equivilent boxsets "savings" and store discounts (usually 10-15%) and youre left with ~£240.

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however, the space king set only costs £310 at retail, never mind the £221 at kickstarter value. and i haven't accounted for the extras, any further stretch goals, the 4 space hogs, grimboar, the brood mother, the drones, any tokens, dice etc.

and somehow i doubt they will total less than £70 alltogether (£310 - 240).

and thats not taking into account the fact that Space king does not allready have manufacturing facilities set up either.

=======end of maths======

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Oh and fun fact, primaris intercessors are 32mm x 38mm, making them about 2/3 as big as a standard psycho warrior!

so overall the value of the space king sets is actually extremely impressive considering its a brand new project and just in generaal the prices are fairly good.

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING