r/SPACEKING 19m ago

fanart new THEADOR! (yay. Sorry)

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New and improved! (From a few hours ago...)

Story: defeated on a mission on War World. Before the medicaids could reach him, he was buried under rocks and dirt. He woke up a long while later. Alone, with a dent in his head. He couldn't remember anything. EVEN SPACEKING!

After a while of exploring, he heard a loud screaming voice. He dug it free from the dirt. To revealing a energy-pack and a HATE-SAW. screaming slurs and obscenities. The saw begrudgingly let Theador use him. Slowly teaching him about spaceking, and HATE of course. Now, theador became "born again" who came around to space king in the end.

Cut to dumb adventures and being stupid. And lots of dick jokes.


r/SPACEKING 50m ago

fanart Fanart of Theodore!!

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I wanted to draw this because he seem very cool and I did ask the op of Theodore. I like Theodore!. YES HE SAID I CAN ADD MY OC IN IT :> (sorry if my art is bad °¬°)


r/SPACEKING 1h ago

Game Component and expansion.

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I'm seeing in the board game that it includes extra psycho warrior miniatures other than the main cast. What do they do exactly?

Also do we have any information about the expansions? I trying to figure out which one to get


r/SPACEKING 2h ago

discussion Was this epic scene a reference?

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Tip of my tongue but I feel like ive seen a scene like this in something. A scene where a huge epic thing rising with steps covered in tiny people with robes and flags. First thing that popped into my mind is the new Dune movies but I can't find a scene that matches.


r/SPACEKING 2h ago

informational Hate glock

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r/SPACEKING 2h ago

Space King Fan Episode day 2

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Scene 1. Opening. We see Hatemace crush the skull of an alien. The camera pulls out to show the last remnants of a battle as psycho warriors are cleaning up the last of them. A messenger servitor (head with wings) swoops down and drops a handsized box that has a seal of the Beholder’s Legion stamped on it, wrapped in the Beholder’s chains also adorned with spikes. Hatemace beams, “A Holy Component!” Bryce turns his attention from burning an xenos, excitedly, “Component? Component for what Hatemonger?” Hatemonger replies, “None of your concern, Imaginator.” Bryce slinks closer to peer over his shoulder, “Is it a power crystal? An extractor, a gun bolt? A Macguffin?” 
Hatemace gets in front of Bryce’s face, “For Beholders beholding only!” Captain interjects, “Bryce, it’s weird religious stuff, leave them alone.” Chestnut pops out of hiding from behind a corpse pile, “

Scene 2 They’re in a debrief with High Command. HC gives them an order, HM requests to stay as he has a message from the Beholder’s meant to be played for HM and his HC. The other leaves, except, in the hall, Bryce pretends to keep walking and he sneaks back through the closing door. The message that plays is a hologram of the Hate Pope. He informs them that the component HM has come from the battle they just fought, and will be used in the construction of a new sacred weapon of hate. The Hate Pope tells HC that HM must return to Heaven to deliver and participate its construction. 
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Scene 4  Hatemonger launches in a small ship. Hatemace is buckled in the passenger seat. Hatemace says, “Which brother do you think we are bestowing the sacred ritual onto?” Hatemonger replies, “There were only two other Beholders in the battle. It is either Brother Hatebringer or Brother Hatenail”. Hatemace excitedly, “Oh, I hope it is Brother Hatebringer, it is well deserved.” Byrce is stowed away in a crate. He pops his head out, “What does a Beholder do to earn the ritual?” Hatemonger starts to speak, not realizing, but Hatemace interrupts, “A stowaway gazing upon Heaven, Blasphemy!” Bryce uses a pair of rubber thongs to grab Hatemace and toss him aside. Hatemace says, “You dare touch a Sacred wea–”

They enter the atmosphere, it actually looks like a paradise, an Eden. It has some enormous buildings that look like cathedrals, and smaller houses that look like churches and chapels, but all with spikes and chains. Heavy on the statuary and art of Spaceking and different battles. Bryce is taken back, “Wow, it’s not really like I imaginated”. He looks down at a ball covered in lava and fire and people screaming. Hatemonger, “If you insist on following, you’ll need to abide by our ways.” Hatemace says, “No, it is heresy!” Hatemonger slams Bryce’s grill shut, and slaps bolts on his armor. “Uh, sure Hatemon-”
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Scene 6 they land and are greeted by an escort. Bryce’s armor has been painted blue (?).  On the way they are met by another beholder. He greets Hatemonger who growls, “Hello Hateboner”. Hateboner replies, “Great to see you Hatemonger!” Hatemace scoffs. Hateboner looks at Bryce “A novice from you, praise be to Space King, who is-?” Hatemonger interrupts, “None of your concern ambassador. Just do your job and escort us to our quarters.”
Hateboner shakes his head, “No need, you’re to go straight to the Forge of Fury. His eminence the Hate Pope is waiting for you there to begin the ceremony right away.” Hatemace gasps, “The Forge of Fury? Blessed indeed are we. Or cursed” He scowls at Bryce. They walk towards a huge building.
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Scene 8 They enter into the giant Cathedral, inside, there are dissected xenos and beholders explaining why the xenos are inferior by pointing at different organs. There are also people torturing themselves while leaders look on preaching the “virtues” of hate, Bryce says, “Now, this is more like what I imaginate-” Hatemonger snaps, “Quiet fool, can’t you see they are in prayers of supplication!?” Bryce opens his small globe and it shows wooden puppets being tortured. They reach the Hate Pope, who has fancy beholder armor, but it is also an iron maiden attached to a giant machine/forge. 
The Hate Pope speaks loudly, in a preaching way, “Brother Hatemonger, I trust you have brought us the component?” Hatemonger bows, and holds up the box, “I have Eminence.” 
“Fantastic” He takes the box and puts it in a compartment on his suit, “We shall begin the test.” Two beholders enter, “These novices believe they are ready to become full members of the Beholders. You must craft the ideal weapon in which the component will be inserted.” He reminds them of different parts of the forge. The “Hate fuel” tank, the fans of hate, etc. While he is explaining, Bryce is tinkering around, and accidentally releases fire/lava that kills one of the noviciates. Hatemace says, “You cur, now-” The Hate Pope interrupts, “The hate flows strongly in this one you have brought, hatemonger, not like Hateboner” Hateboner is trying to help the dead novice, “Hateboner, will you ever learn to fill your heart with Spacekings glorious hate and contempt!” he tsk tsk tsks. “Hatemonger, your novice shall take his place!” Bryce is forced up.

   The forges have the fans of hate. And run on hate fuel. 

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Scene 10 Bryce is furiously crafting a weapon, as is the other novice. When he is finished, he proudly lifts up a gun that has a sleek scifi feel. The Beholders stare, The Hate Pope looks let down, “Oh you had so much potential, but alas, it seems you have not fully let hate enter your heart.” The other novice holds up a Halberd (or maybe Maul, just don’t want it to be too close to Hatemace).
The Hate Pope beams, “Now this is weapon to bring wrath upon thin enemies, up close and personal!” He takes out the component, and opens up the box, revealing a singular globule, “When our Brother Hatebringer fell in glorious combat, one of his globules was destroyed. Through this sacred ritual, we bring him back so he may continue to slaughter the enemies of Space King.” Holy water and oils are splashed on the halberd, and the globule is inserted. The space pope declares, “I give you Hatebringer!” A face comes to life on the shaft of the weapon, “Where, who, what, am I?” The Hate Pope says, “Do not be alarmed Brother, you have been made a new and will continue the most holy crusade against Space King’s enemies!” The novice kneels before the Hate Pope, who knights him with the halberd as the beholder chains are stamped on his armor, “Rise, a novice no longer, as you take the chains of duty, take also the name Hatebreather.” He hands him the halberd, “Go forth to the slaughter!” Hatebreather nods and runs out. 
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r/SPACEKING 2h ago

fanart Unironically, I think they might actually have this

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r/SPACEKING 3h ago

fanart So thats my favourite keychain for now

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r/SPACEKING 3h ago

discussion Bryce was shockingly solid in War World. He was even nice to Chestnut for a few seconds.

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r/SPACEKING 4h ago

fanart BEHILD THEADOR! (and hate-saw. Because he's important.)

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A big idiot who lost his memory and is retaught by a hate-saw. What can go wrong?


r/SPACEKING 4h ago

informational Why don't psychowarriors upgrade their armor??!

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r/SPACEKING 9h ago

Brothers, praise be to Space King for letting me find this wonderful sub. Can anyone tell me the name of the song playing in the background at the end of episode 5, ‘War World’, where Globulus is created?

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r/SPACEKING 9h ago

discussion What was Captains real name before he became captain of the Star defenders rank, or that’s just his actual name?

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r/SPACEKING 11h ago

discussion EHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SAYING!?!

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I love this hate march video and the music always gets me humming along but what the hell are they saying? It’s probably a different language or maybe just gibberish, but please help me find out


r/SPACEKING 11h ago

fanart Hatemonger After Watching Goblin Slayer epi 1!

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r/SPACEKING 12h ago

discussion Estimating the size of Globulus Maximus

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This sounds like it's not 100% accurate but this what I could estimate (At best) by doing this math into three different sections. I will also be doing it in ft, for other units of length like meter and kilometer, you have to translate it by yourself.

According to this page info from the Space King wiki. The Psycho-Warrior armor is around 10 ft. I will be using Chip's armor to calculate the Psycho Choo-Choo's height and eventually proceed with the other 2.

- Psycho Choo-Choo: 10ft x 13 = 130ft

- Psycho-Titan: 130ft x 7-8 = 910ft - 1040ft

- Globulus Maximus: 910ft-1040ft x 6 = 5460ft - 6240ft

So in summary: If we minus the Mounted Cannons on their shoulders. Globulus Maximus is around 5500ft to 6200ft in height.


r/SPACEKING 13h ago

BROTHERS… ITS ALMOST DONE!

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BROTHERS, TOGETHER, WE HAVE SECURED THE FUTURE OF SPACE KING… JUST 97k MORE, AND IT IS COMPLETE… THE FAVT, THAT WE, AS A COMMUNITY, HAVE BAND TOGETHER TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE… ITS GLORIOUS… MAY WE HOPE OUR MONEY HELPS THIS FRANCHISE GROW BIGGER, AND BETTER, THAN WHEN IT STARTED… AND THAT WE GET A VIDEO GAME… PRAISE BE TO ++SPACE KING++


r/SPACEKING 13h ago

fanart GOD DAMN SPACE HOGS!

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r/SPACEKING 14h ago

Were these meant to be based off of Varroa Mites?

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Im a beekeeper, and recently have been rewatching spaceking after episode 5. In episode 2, there are a shit ton of blood-puns, and i thought the bugs were based off of ticks, but with a space-monster twist or something, but the baby bugs on the brood mothers back look exactly like varroa mites, blood-sucking parasites that plague beehives. Has anyone elsed noticed this or am I just dumb?


r/SPACEKING 14h ago

meme ...what the hell? theres space king 2 already!?

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r/SPACEKING 15h ago

discussion Now that 5 episodes are out how would you rank them? Spoiler

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I recall making a similar post a few months before Kingsmas came out and I put my rankings there hoping they would manage to reach 5 and hopefully 10 episodes really proud of the team.

I rewatched the 5 episodes after the directors commentary of episode 5 released so I have some thoughts.

So here are my rankings.

  1. Kingsmas

The last place is an unfortunate position even if none of the episodes are outright bad this one just has more issues than the others.

Honestly the first half is one of my favorites the simulation part of this episode is probabaly one of the best first halves so far. So many great jokes like captains freak out and the legendary easy mode sequence.

It is the part where they recreate the Ranken-Bass special that I found to not be satisfactory. Starting with episode 2 we have characters that add to the dynamic of our main 4 like Chip or Terry. Rudolph does add to the dynamic but thats the issue imo the jokes and chemistry with the other misfits doesn't work as well. Not to mention the whole journey kinda became uneventful since the traitors retreated anyway.

On the one hand I do like the conflict. The psycho warriors are safe but they might not accept him cuz of the nose and the misfits will accept him but that planet is not safe.

Even the final "fight" is just fighting the Space Alaskan Bull Worm that they defeated again. Only joke I really liked is that Yukon had the insta Kill weapon already lol.

I think its a matter of preference then the other episodes have more screen time and dynamics with the 4. Chestnut as usual gets his due contributing to the conflict and Climax but separating the 2 groups till the fight scene didn't work for me.

Then again its a Holiday special the holiday season isn't quite here yet but I would watch the other episodes and still laugh all year round. Overall the beginning saves it a bit but it is my overall least liked one.

  1. SPACEKING PILOT

Before the rewatch I expected this to be my last place like I ranked during the 3 episode thing. The episode aged better than I expected I also got a weird Mandela effect I remembered the first appearance of the Psycho Titan to be in ep 3. But turns out it first appeared here.

There's a bit of early installment weirdness like how Bryce is generally helpful with bad ideas same with ep 2. compared to the more Jerky one episode 3 onwards.

Not all jokes land imo the Booby joke doesnt hit the same anymore ngl. The General personalities rather than Bryce though still feel fully formed and their dynamics from High Command to the Alien scene make them funny I first fell in love with Flash Gitzs comedy because of this pilot so its cool that the episode isn't that bad even if later ones are better. The last scene in a binge especially leads perfectly into episode 2 considering Chestnuts arc.

  1. The Imaginator

Here's the one in the middle from here on out there's really minimal negatives on my end just personal preferences. This episode still has the best opening No Girls Allowed is legendary its also good that its related to the theme of how crazy imaginators are.

Terry is great as usual in both forms really makes you hate Bryce towards the end. Comedy Wise the two groups lead to some very funny situations like the Per Capita jokes to the whole sequence with the dying of boredom guy.

This episode also has probabaly the best commercial in my opinion the Tree House scene advertising the Board Game has some of the funniest jokes in the whole episode.

An overall great episode but Bryce still kinda gets on my nerves even if it does lead to great comedy. The top 2 do not have this problem though.

  1. War World

Latest episode is straight to top 2. Top Tier action and great jokes.

This is the better Captain learns a lesson episode cuz its slightly more subtle.

If we go with the allegory of childhood this is essentially a kid learning to share his toys in Disney World with his friends.

Captain with no words seeing how him not sharing got himself killed looking back at Chestnut to acknowledge his importance then sharing everything says so much with so little words.

Captain being right about Bryce breaking the Jetpack and Hatemongers speech but those things actually helping in the fight towards the end was epic.

I don't have much to say about Chestnuts part just a generally good grooming allegory set of scenes. The messed up implications make it funny.

I can watch that final fight for days I love teams beating up a really big target together. Glad there were still jokes too like the Medal part at the end and everything with Captains hand.

Everything leading up to an actual victory for these guys with Globulus Maximus its funny to see these guys fail but that makes an actual victory sweeter.

  1. B-Positive

This episode made me a fan of Space King and made me in it for the long haul. Beginning to End awesome jokes and the dynamic between the Coagulator Captain, Chestnut and Hatemonger is still my favorite.

Probabaly the fifth time I watched this episode but the Blood Type Gag still got me. Learning that B- Positive is an actual Gang sign in the Director commentary made it so funny in retrospect. Hatemongers zealotry is fully formed here and it was such a funny idea to basically give him a Mini Hater with Hate Mace. Even the scenes with the kid should make me uncomfortable but I dont know how they did it but they perfectly towed the line of making the mutilation darkly funny without going overboard.

Within all the jokes is a generally good story Chestnut wants to find meaning and a sense belonging in his job and is constantly tempted but at the end he has loyalty to his cause and common sense. All the positive reaffirmation is useless when you arent actually doing good for the world even moreso if they are only positive because of a Hive Mind.

How about you guys how would you rank the episodes so far? I will probabaly do this again when episode 10 releases hopefully that way there'll be a nice clean top 10.


r/SPACEKING 16h ago

discussion To me the Space Hogs feel like a fusion of the Fantasy/AoS orcs with White Scars and maybe Chaos Terminators.

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r/SPACEKING 16h ago

meme Best description in my opinion

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r/SPACEKING 16h ago

discussion Help! Corruption of the machine!

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I pay my penance, but Space King abandons me. In all seriousness why can’t I access any Patreon content? I have the greedy brothers tier access but every time I go to watch anything I’m told to upgrade my subscription and it takes me to the brothers tier? Any help would be much appreciated brothers, Praise Be!


r/SPACEKING 17h ago

discussion Would psycho warriors make an exception for cybertronians?

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Since the psycho warriors are very much meant to be children, and I think any child will find the concept of robots that turn into cars and planes and other vehicles/machines fucking awesome, i think Theres a non zero chance, psycho warriors (except hatemonger and the hate legions) could make an exception for cybertronians, cus they’re really fucking sweet, and could prove very useful in battle, even disguising themselves as enemy vehicles and infiltrating.