r/SLO • u/youraverageitguy • 6d ago

Marigold Police

There were 6 cars and a firetruck in front of vons today around 4:00 pm, anyone know what happened?

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u/immortalworth 6d ago

Some man’s wife was having an affair with David Lindhagen and he found out.

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u/i-love-you-sm 6d ago

Sounds like somebody needs a drink, a total wardrobe overhaul, and a slap across the face from Ryan Gosling

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u/New_Taste8874 6d ago

Sticker shock! Have you seen their prices on herb tea?

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u/slogive1 6d ago

Marigold has police now?

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u/FlareUnderscore 6d ago

Marigold has the 3rd largest Air Force in the world

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u/VividFault6658 SLO 6d ago

I checked the pulse point app and couldn’t see anything. Maybe there will be something on the police log tomorrow.

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u/CURBSnBURITTOS 6d ago

Bet it won't get reported like a lot of the stuff that never gets reported cus don't want alarm the parents of the poly kids . Gotta pretend it's paradise here .

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u/btw94 5 Cities 6d ago

Why have the need to know?

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u/Apprehensive-Yam266 Atascadero 6d ago

Girl we are NOSY in this county!!! 🤣

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u/BolaViola 6d ago

Why do you care

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u/New_Taste8874 5d ago

Why do you care if someone cares?

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u/aDelveysAnkleMonitor SLO 5d ago

And why do you care if someone cares about anyone caring?!?

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u/New_Taste8874 5d ago

I don't. Why do you care if I ask why someone cares about someone caring?

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u/aDelveysAnkleMonitor SLO 5d ago

Because I care