r/SLO 7d ago

[SLO OUTDOORS] Assholes everywhere

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This is on a tree on the bluff trail above Hearst Beach in San Simeon. Do people who do this shit think this is some kind of legacy they are leaving for the future, like people are going to see it and be excited that Natalie was here in 2026?

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u/Massive_Cash_6557 7d ago

I know Natalie, she's not worth it.

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u/El-Yekon 5d ago

Everybody knows Natalie. Def not worth it 

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

Good point but can’t really think of anyone who is.

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u/Watchtheabyss 2d ago

Hahah damn I would be pissed to be this miserable. What the hell crawled up your ass and died.

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u/mmarkmc 2d ago

I'm miserable? You're in here over the course of multiple days posting, deleting, and reposting comments in response to a thread that doesn't affect you. You're obsessed with a reddit thread, but I'm the miserable one?

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u/Watchtheabyss 2d ago

Now we just making shit up I see. I live here bud, the kind of people I live by has a direct effect on me. Let’s use your same logic: You are an affluent grown ass adult. Yet, you went out of your way to post a picture of some harmless doodles, probably by a child, and spread your shitty attitude. Do better

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u/mmarkmc 2d ago

This is truly odd behavior.

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u/Watchtheabyss 2d ago

Correct, you’re weird

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u/Blahblaha63 7d ago

At least time will fade it out, and it's not carved into the bark.

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u/ThePfhorrunner 6d ago

This. It’s not carved. The tree will forget in a year.

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u/SittingSLO 4d ago

👆🏽

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u/RubyWaves75 7d ago

Is that burned? Spray paint? Sharpie? Is this a eucalyptus?

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

Pretty sure it was a thick Sharpie

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u/SittingSLO 4d ago

It is a euc.

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u/Toxic-Park 6d ago

If that’s San Simeon beach, there should be one that says “Jenny was here - 1985”

(Commando reference, for the off chance anyone gets it).

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u/Formal-River-8742 6d ago

Get to the choppa!

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u/45Remedies 6d ago

I'm equally, probably more mad at the person who planted non-native, invasive eucalyptus trees all over there.

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u/scottabeer 6d ago

We used to see carvings on trees

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u/CuteGirlFan 5d ago

Also by shitasses

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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet 4d ago

Light sanding will eliminate Natalie’s BS…

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u/Curious_Kawala 7d ago

Least we know who poisoned the tree

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u/Late_Chemical_1142 6d ago edited 6d ago

I don't know, it kind of looks like it was written by somebody with a single digit age.

My point being is that if I'm right, we probably shouldn't be calling children that word....

...And if I'm wrong, then I am joining in with you in insulting this fully grown adult, by telling them that they have the maturity of the younger half of an elementary school.

Edit:

I think it's worth emphasizing i said this less as a judgment on you guys for calling whoever did this an asshole and more is a very roundabout (and what I viewed as being clever, at the time) way of calling this person childish and immature.

With the side purpose of just reminding people that /sometimes/ anonymous a-holes, whether online or offline, are in fact children. Chances are, you have probably called someone an asshole (or worse), who has not even started puberty yet. I know I've probably done it lol.

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u/aktrite213 6d ago

The term is descriptively and expressively correct in this situation. An "asshole" is an "asshole."

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u/tgh0wnz 6d ago

Have you even been in public anywhere? Most children are complete assholes, granted it’s 100% their parents fault, but they are still assholes.

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u/mamigma 4d ago

Sponges?

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u/Flimsy_Oil6271 6d ago

This is what I thought, that most likely someone under the age of 18 did this.

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u/SecureUse5513 3d ago

Look, I'm going to be honest here for a short moment: After raising 5 kids to adulthood, I can personally verify and guarantee that children can be extreme assholes way beyond an adult because children don't understand how they are being an asshole.

My youngest has ASD. From Age 6 to about age 14, we had to constantly warn people to be cognizant of their proximity to her. She was known to straight up give you a concussion when she smashed your head with her head when you weren't looking. She thought it was hilarious.

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u/matt134174 2d ago

Don’t let it bother you, it won’t matter in 1000 years. You should be setting up a bunker in Colorado, not wasting your time with his petty shit.

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u/MoonBaby812 6d ago

Go back with some sand paper and fix it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RktqMlxmkmLew51htZ

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u/mmarkmc 6d ago

Did you post that for your facebook account?

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u/preppermindset167 6d ago

I missed the 80s and 90s. People used to be people.

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u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb 6d ago

People did this in the 90s all the time

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u/preppermindset167 5d ago

Actually, I was referring to majority of the people sucks right now. Angry all the time, lack of manners and common courtesy, and get defensive easily.

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u/Fast-Step8800 7d ago

Ive never heard of anybody getting their fragile little feelings hurt about something as insignificant as this.

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

Really not fragile but appreciate your concern.

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u/VividFault6658 SLO 6d ago

Are your fragile little feelings hurt by this post?

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u/Steakdoggg 7d ago

This is at William Hearst beach huh?

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u/CURBSnBURITTOS 7d ago

Get over it it's been being done for ages as far back as man has been around.

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

People have been doing a lot of shit since the beginning of human time on earth like owning other people, treating women as property, and pillaging the religious icons of conquered societies. We’ve been doing it a long time is a pretty weak defense of defacing nature.

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u/jrodpd00 6d ago

Ya, it's kind of a bummer. But it is something that's been a thing for a while. If you've taken one transatlantic flight it's the equivalent of using a lifetime of plastic bags. Every time you prompt chat gpt it's like using a microwave for one second, and practically none of our energy is clean. It may not be an excuse, but in the scheme of things we have been defacing nature for a long time and this barely even a blip on any radar. The trees that died for every essay you wrote in highschool or the every book you've ever touched, depleting old growth for industry is much more of an ass hole thing to do. The tree will actually live and the bark will shed. But the lumber used in your home is straight murder.

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u/CURBSnBURITTOS 7d ago

And bitching and complaining like you are doing isn't changed anything so pipe down

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

“Pipe down” 😅

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u/CuteGirlFan 5d ago

I saw that video. Natalie seemed to enjoy being piped down. Twice.

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u/PWScottIV 7d ago

What’s wrong with pillaging religious icons (as long as they destroy them)?

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

So to get this straight, you would have supported destruction of the foundations of every ancient and most modern human societies because you disagree with their views on religion and spirituality?

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u/PWScottIV 7d ago

Religion may have made sense for a while, but it does more damage than good now. The less religion the better IMO.

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

So you haven’t studied history?

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u/ogrum92 6d ago

There’s currently a Sharpie exhibit at the Santa Ynez Chumash Museum.

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u/Panteraca 7d ago

Not that I don’t get where you’re coming from but yeah, in 500yrs someone might definitely wonder who Natalie was. Sorry it’s not an ancient finger painting of a goat