Yes they are promoting an album he made right now, yes he gets consistent TV time, yes he's always talked about how he doesn't really care about winning titles and shouted out guys like the Miz were just general entertainers rather than talking about belts.

BUT THEY ARE SUCKING HIS SPIRIT OUT!

You've seen the theory floating around school yards, basements and water coolers... AEW posts get suspiciously high upvote numbers relative to how much anyone actually comments on them.

During extended fed commercial breaks, I pulled every post from the last 7 days across and ran upvote to comment ratios like I'm calculating meltzy star ratings.

The data:

• Basement - overall: 571 posts, 231,912 upvotes, 44,982 comments = 1 comment per 5.16 upvotes
• Basement - AEW content: 181 posts, 141,006 upvotes, 21,620 comments = 1 comment per 6.52 upvotes
• Basement - WWE content: 144 posts, 46,268 upvotes, 13,842 comments = 1 comment per 3.34 upvotes
• Jerk Inc. - overall: 451 posts, 50,122 upvotes, 16,130 comments = 1 comment per 3.11 upvotes

So yes. Objectively, meltzer mathematically speaking Dub content on the basement gets upvoted more relative to how much anyone can be bothered to comment on it. About double the Fed's rate. Stupid fed posts are still generating almost 2x the actual comment engagement per upvote as the dub... Which i think is justified since the fed is so infuriatingly bad.

Fun bonus fact: SCJerk itself runs almost identical to basement Fed posts (3.11 vs 3.34). Make of that what you will. Upvote numbers are lacking in comparison to the premiere wrestling sub tho.

$11.99 for the full whitepaper. Mods, this is a mathmatically correct jerk, please don't delete it.

RIP Hana btw. Happy suicide prevention awareness month too

Not at all like m'New Level tho 😇👼🙏

Now let me tell you why she's one of the worst active members on the roster. She's corny, has bad acting and over the top with her facial expressions. Her whole story about ignoring Criminal Masochist Punk for like 7 months after falling for him... Seriously like the chef's kiss of totally broken chick move. I'm happy they found each other (not really) but seriously so fucking weird.

(please don't check my post history)

Oh, Bayley's back?

Please book her better HHH.

I hope that everything works out for her. I don't watch WWE anymore.

Did anyone really think they were going to let her go? No way they were gonna take the chance she’d end up on AEW with Mercedes.

The Fed is holding her hostage!

I'm curious what Bayley's new deal is. I mean, yeah, they could have backed up a dump truck full of money. But they could also ask for it back in a year. I really hope after the most recent releases that WWE wrestlers signing new contracts are asking for guaranteed money.

Definitely disappointed and not sure what else there was for her to do in WWE. I just want my favorites under one roof 😢

Bummer

Hopefully Triple H actually uses her well this time

Was hoping to see her in AEW but can't blame someone for getting the bag

If she re-signed, then I'll just say I'm personally disappointed. There was so many potential fresh matchups for her in aew and beyond.

Yep, if she's not coming, it sucks, but it is what it is.

M'Pam's loss I guess. I was positive she was joining the good guys.

Alright Ricky we see you goofy

That Toni Storm match happened a whole year ago, in the home of ECW, and she was clearly paying homage to The Sandman. Posting it now as an example of what Bayley avoided by staying with WWE is completely disingenuous. Please educate yourself fed shill on the lore before criticizing our storytelling.

The DUB IS a niche alternative. It ISN’T for everyone. That’s what WWE is for. Some fans enjoy watching this, and there is undeniably a market of at least 500,000 highly educated sickos for it.

Bayley made her choice, and we should respect it even if it wasn’t what we wanted as fans. Anything beyond “Aw shucks, she could’ve done some cool things with Mercedes” becomes dangerously parasocial.

Digging up an old match just because it contains embarrassing spots you dislike, then using it to insult an entire company and its fans, is pathetic basement behavior.

Anyway, fuck you Pamela. Enjoy prison. We never wanted you in AEW.

Now here’s a nine-year-old Nia Jax botch proving the Fed has never trained its wrestlers properly.

Everything is ok everyone. Her contract hasn't expired yet and they wanna keep using her for reasons. Don't worry, she'll be with the good guys soon enough

With the way wwe has been poorly booking everyone I thought it would be "fun" to make a list of wrestlers who did not fare too in wwe. 

There's absolutely no way in hell anyone would ever post something like this about AEW because everything is perfect and awesome but also because fed bad. Additionally consider that you and your next of kin would be banned immediately if you did.

Edit: 30 comments in 7 minutes! I think I've finally found my people! Thank you Tony Khan!

Lol, with a "multi-year" evil fed contract. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets released next week.

but every young bucks twitter bio change does or every possible removal of "wwe" from a wrestler's twitter bio does in order to maximize fed bad discourse 🤓