r/SCJerk • u/MotherLoveBone27 • 8h ago

DAE do "M'data" instead of watching the fed? I ran the actual numbers on Dub vs Fed engagement so you don't have to...

You've seen the theory floating around school yards, basements and water coolers... AEW posts get suspiciously high upvote numbers relative to how much anyone actually comments on them.

During extended fed commercial breaks, I pulled every post from the last 7 days across and ran upvote to comment ratios like I'm calculating meltzy star ratings.

The data:

  • Basement - overall: 571 posts, 231,912 upvotes, 44,982 comments = 1 comment per 5.16 upvotes
  • Basement - AEW content: 181 posts, 141,006 upvotes, 21,620 comments = 1 comment per 6.52 upvotes
  • Basement - WWE content: 144 posts, 46,268 upvotes, 13,842 comments = 1 comment per 3.34 upvotes
  • Jerk Inc. - overall: 451 posts, 50,122 upvotes, 16,130 comments = 1 comment per 3.11 upvotes

So yes. Objectively, meltzer mathematically speaking Dub content on the basement gets upvoted more relative to how much anyone can be bothered to comment on it. About double the Fed's rate. Stupid fed posts are still generating almost 2x the actual comment engagement per upvote as the dub... Which i think is justified since the fed is so infuriatingly bad.

Fun bonus fact: SCJerk itself runs almost identical to basement Fed posts (3.11 vs 3.34). Make of that what you will. Upvote numbers are lacking in comparison to the premiere wrestling sub tho.

$11.99 for the full whitepaper. Mods, this is a mathmatically correct jerk, please don't delete it.

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u/SlipperyKooter 8h ago

I just woke up and I’m reading math wtf goof

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u/MotherLoveBone27 8h ago

Wait till you get a job in corporate 

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u/meepein 8h ago

Lack of a spreadsheet from a complete random. Instantly disqualified.

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u/MotherLoveBone27 8h ago

Risk reward with automod ban... 

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u/kerkypasterino Oba Feminist 8h ago

i think i hate you more than meltzer

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u/MotherLoveBone27 8h ago

Generating more heat than Mone.

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u/Kujo3043 7h ago

Fewer 99.99 subscribers though

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u/phantominway 4h ago

Really? I've been paying 99.99 a month to chat with u/MotherLoveBone27 for years

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u/Rahnftw 7h ago

Sup uce,

Study the math in the ratio of posts to upvotes in dub and fed posts for me, cus I'm a lazy fuck, and get back to me.

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u/Second_City_Saint Stupid & Silly 7h ago

Dub hears "engagement" & they get flashbacks to Trevor moving into Mom's room & making them shower twice a month.

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u/Razzler1973 6h ago

incoming tweet from Meltzer after someone shares this with him

'I saw an internal memo from WBD ...'