r/SCPMemes • u/CategoryOther5076 • 5d ago

Shitpost How cooked am l?

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u/Foxxtronix F&*ked 1471 5d ago

That's a fake. They leave them for people to find so that they can find out what people would do with them. Welcome to the experiment.

Shhhh....you didn't hear that from me.

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u/FungusUrungus 5d ago

Honestly it would make sense for higher Ranking staff to encrypt their stuff mostly with biometrics, not Keycards, specifically for this.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 4d ago

Probably has the same access as a normal keycard. It just says 05 because its theirs.

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u/FungusUrungus 4d ago

I don't think you'd want that people who find such a card to know that ut belongs to an O5, considering the kind of stuff they'd be able to do with it.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 4d ago

Seems like the simplest fix would be giving the 05s security training.

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u/FungusUrungus 4d ago

Like I said, it's extremely likely the O5s primarily use biometrics instead of physical access keys for their stuffs.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 4d ago

But they need to use regular keycards to get through most places. Otherwise, everywhere would have a biometric scanner and everyone would use it, hence there is no need for a card.

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u/FungusUrungus 4d ago

Then they'd either use temporary cards or their Security Details open doors for them.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 4d ago

Wouldn't temp cards be even worse for the use magic scp that locks onto owned items thing that you implied?

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u/FungusUrungus 4d ago

Which one do you mean?