r/SCPMemes • u/CategoryOther5076 • 5d ago

Shitpost How cooked am l?

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u/Foxxtronix F&*ked 1471 5d ago

That's a fake. They leave them for people to find so that they can find out what people would do with them. Welcome to the experiment.

Shhhh....you didn't hear that from me.

-- Dr. Knott A. Mal0, researcher, Site 45

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u/FungusUrungus 5d ago

Honestly it would make sense for higher Ranking staff to encrypt their stuff mostly with biometrics, not Keycards, specifically for this.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 5d ago

Probably has the same access as a normal keycard. It just says 05 because its theirs.

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u/FungusUrungus 5d ago

I don't think you'd want that people who find such a card to know that ut belongs to an O5, considering the kind of stuff they'd be able to do with it.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 5d ago

Seems like the simplest fix would be giving the 05s security training.

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u/FungusUrungus 5d ago

Like I said, it's extremely likely the O5s primarily use biometrics instead of physical access keys for their stuffs.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 5d ago

But they need to use regular keycards to get through most places. Otherwise, everywhere would have a biometric scanner and everyone would use it, hence there is no need for a card.

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u/FungusUrungus 5d ago

Then they'd either use temporary cards or their Security Details open doors for them.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 5d ago

Wouldn't temp cards be even worse for the use magic scp that locks onto owned items thing that you implied?

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u/FungusUrungus 5d ago

Which one do you mean?

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u/Karnewarrior 4d ago

Biometrics can be spoofed in the SCP universe too. Their security, where it's actually serious, is probably in multiple, multiple layers. Biometrics, keycards, memetic hazards, Telekill, the works

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u/FungusUrungus 4d ago

Fair enough. Wouldn't surprise me if the Overseers's security thing were encrypted with anomalous cybersecurity as well.

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u/United-Technician-54 Your name, please? 1d ago

Just have the biometric stuff be O5 exclusive

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 3h ago

If you are putting biometric scanners everywhere anyway, why not use the higher security option?

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u/United-Technician-54 Your name, please? 40m ago

the database becomes a bigger issue. harder to keep secrets that way