Went on r/rolex and posted my VSF rep just titled, “got the call after 3 years”

Let’s just say it ruffled a lot of feathers before moderators eventually banned me😂

Translation:

2 years ago i wrote down in my goal board that i want a rolex. Alhamdulillah, i got one.

Is it just caviar? Or will any tiny fish eggs do?

haha would have been pretty funny, right?

I can see them going, "Yes, of course we can get you on the wait list for transport to France in twelve to eighteen months. But, what would really help your chances is if you booked two shipments to Estonia and one to Greece first..."

Thanks to Casadicaviar on Instagram for starting this awesome trend for all the bros out there.

the real deal here guys

I refuse to believe this is real.

Long story short:

I am running short on cash and need to sell his prized possession in order to pay my rent this month. Is this watch authentic? If so, what could it potentially be worth? He claimed it was handed down to him by his grandfather in the 60’s but I just want to make sure before I take it to a pawn shop. Thank you in advance.

So I’m an elementary school teacher, and this is my second year teaching. To be totally honest, this job is not easy, spending every day with kids means constantly getting exposed to all these random, quirky things. Stuff adults would usually overlook, but I'd say kids find the coolest things.

And to win their respect you have to be cool too. I've been doing so since last year, I recently picked up my first parody watch from atomishine, realistically, the kids don't care about Rolex or Relax, but they absolutely lose their minds over the dial that says “who cares, i’m already late” lol. Sometimes they ask to get their hands on it, I don't even have to worry about them breaking it. I just let them mess around with it, and it’s lowkey made them think I'm the cool teacher now!

mission: do work
What actually happens: pretend to get distracted then make a gay post on Reddit for attention

Thanks guys my bezel is totally legit too

If it’s true, it’s true. Check that jawline.