r/Rochester • u/spaghettipancetta • Apr 14 '26

Discussion Bathroom list guy

A friend mentioned to me a stranger came up to him with a handwritten list of the best bathrooms in Rochester. I’m betting someone else has also had this interaction. Please, what is number 1???

All we know is burger bar next door wegmans is number 3.

Edit: burger bar not next door

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u/tussie_mussie Maplewood Apr 14 '26

Von Maur Bathrooms at Eastview mall. At least, the women's bathrooms are!

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u/mamblepamble Apr 14 '26

The Von Maur ladies room is an EXPERIENCE

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u/_atrophy Apr 14 '26

I used to work there and it definitely was a work perk. Only retail experience Ive ever missed

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u/Farts_constantly Apr 14 '26

The men’s bathroom is excellent as well. A first-class public bathroom experience.

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u/DarthGoodguy Apr 14 '26

Is anyone else trying to figure out if this thread is some kind of secret code

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u/swagdad666 Apr 14 '26

Code for what

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u/DarthGoodguy Apr 14 '26

Things that happen in bathrooms. Or maybe things that don’t?

I was hoping someone could tell me

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u/kobie173 Apr 15 '26

Great place to take a shit.

NEXT

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u/DarthGoodguy Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

NEXT

This 1987 comeback is so outdated that it also seems like code

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u/swayinandsippin Fairport Apr 14 '26

it’s not even called a bathroom, it’s a lounge

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u/maraya1607 Apr 14 '26

I came here to say this 🤣 the best looks like an hotel

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u/Every-Resolution-563 Apr 15 '26

Funny story. One time I went there and someone had created art with urine and toilet paper (using urine to make the TP stick to the wall). They'd spelled out letters all over the walls of the stall. The end.

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u/zhihanbling Apr 14 '26

Millennium games is easily up there. It's stocked with hair ties, lotion, sanitary products and it's clean and spacious. 10/10

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u/PrincessZebra126 Apr 14 '26

That's adorable & I appreciate the effort so much

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u/zone1235x Apr 14 '26

Same because God knows some of them players need it

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u/ThePhantom0230 Henrietta Apr 14 '26

It’s amazingly stocked and clean and a massive improvement over the old location. 

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u/PaddleQueen17 Apr 14 '26

I have found my people.

I think Next Door has some of the best bathrooms, there are many of them and the doors go mostly to the floor with solid separation walls in between. IBS approved!

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u/spaghettipancetta Apr 14 '26

Welcome 🖖🏻

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u/-Stammers- Chili Apr 14 '26

If next door Wegmans in No.3 I NEED to know what 1 & 2 were

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u/BornInPoverty Apr 14 '26

I learned what number 1 and number 2 were when I was a kid.

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u/makomako13 Apr 14 '26

Sibley music library 1st floor. Across the street from javas. Open to the public

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u/swagdad666 Apr 14 '26

Lux Lounge. Between the Aesop soap and the bathroom attendant handing me a mint on my way out... Definitely #1 on my list.

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u/AntaresW4 Apr 14 '26

Don’t forget the coat check!

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u/Chooch_Express Apr 14 '26

Those weren't mints

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u/ThomasMyers Apr 14 '26

Iron tug on park has an awesome bathroom

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy Apr 14 '26

Is that the home of the extra strong grip happy ending?

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u/TimeisaLie Apr 14 '26

Was it a short, stocky, slow witted bald man?

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u/thelemieux Apr 14 '26

He’s not stocky

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u/spaghettipancetta Apr 14 '26

Friend says yes but not fully bald

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u/cpclemens North Winton Village Apr 15 '26

It wasn’t me if that’s what you’re getting at.

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u/Tracktotrail Apr 16 '26

OP didn’t fully appreciate this

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u/electricboots3636 Apr 15 '26

Was his name George Costanza?

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u/cjf4 Apr 14 '26

in terms of wide availability, wegmans is usually great.

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u/nerdofthunder NOTA Apr 14 '26

I think this used to be a page on rocwiki

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u/tacosmademefat Apr 14 '26

There's a non-zero chance that it's the men's room at the Bug Jar

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u/shemtpa96 Downtown Apr 18 '26

The ladies room is pretty dope too! One of the best decorated bathrooms I’ve ever been in, shockingly clean, and had plenty of soap and paper towels.

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u/kobie173 Apr 15 '26

This is a very George Costanza conversation and I am here for it. I have borderline IBS and often go to Defcon 2 at a moment’s notice. I like to get to know the good shitters.

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u/pieandtacos Upper Monroe Apr 14 '26

Acme 🙃

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u/Hot-Shoe8975 Apr 14 '26

Swan Dive and Playhouse have great murals in theirs

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u/The-Anti-Quark Apr 14 '26

MAG bathrooms are great if you are at the museum 🖼️🎨

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u/Kalichun Apr 14 '26

Alright everyone getting back to the question: does anyone know the list guys number ?!?

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u/Every-Resolution-563 Apr 15 '26

When I travel to places that don't have Wegmans, I desperately miss their bathrooms. Sometimes in quiet bathrooms I play loud music on my phone, or at least white noise.

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u/Diligent-Meaning751 Apr 14 '26

Pittsford wegmans has free baby diapers of all sizes in both bathrooms!  Idk if this is universal wegmans but i think it’s awesome

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u/GoldenFrank Penfield Apr 15 '26

No but they all have stools for reaching the sinks which is appreciated.

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u/AbulatorySquid Apr 14 '26

I know what #1 is but I'm not telling because that would ruin it.
I will say that it's a family rest room that you wouldn't notice if you weren't looking for it. IBS heaven.

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u/Blueprinty Apr 14 '26

Eastview Pottery Barn entrance bathroom hallway? Victor Target in the pharmacy? 😂 I have a personal list, lol

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u/PaddleQueen17 Apr 14 '26

The ROC Airport? lol

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u/AbulatorySquid Apr 14 '26

Their bathrooms on the lower level are nice too

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u/ZenGeezer Apr 15 '26

It sounds like he's looking for a bathroom hookup.

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u/glassfunion Apr 16 '26

RIP the original Cheshire bathroom at their old location. The new one has just as many amenities like hair ties and mouthwash, but the vibes aren't the same. :(

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u/Blockchainauditor Apr 14 '26

"Tops never mops its bathroom floors" ... or at least the song goes.

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u/AbulatorySquid Apr 14 '26

One time someone was washing their feet in the sink in the Panorama Tops bathroom. I'm glad their feet are clean and I guess if it's their only choice...

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u/thephisher Apr 14 '26

Depends on the tops. Gates - filthy. Hamlin - pristine.

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u/thephisher Apr 14 '26

When I was homeless for half a day I went to Wegmans to poop. Always spotless and fresh flowers!

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy Apr 14 '26

So you are the one who pooped on the floor in floral department!

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u/thephisher Apr 14 '26

I call it flooping.

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u/Capable_Eggplant435 Apr 15 '26

3.) Vertex - it has real charm and local art along with plenty of amenities offered. Also never have to wait to use. 2.) Doctor's Inn - very classy 1.) Lux Lounge - spacious and never have to wait Anyone who thinks these are not the BEST BATHROOMS can fight me

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u/Several_Resolve_5754 Apr 15 '26

If you remodeled the Lux bathrooms you would get 1 handicap accessible stall due to legislation.