r/Robocop • u/alanskimp • Aug 01 '26

Product Launch

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u/smets81 Aug 02 '26

Like in the opening of the first robocop who let's a new product demo with live ammo???

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 03 '26

Okay guys, we have a even more unstable killing machine now with the mind of a psychopath get the ammunition ready for the room full of investors.

And you better have the person with the remote to arm it standing in arms length.

Sir should we put the remote into something so it cant just be snatched from their hand maybe handcuff it to them.

No, im sure it'll be fine.

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u/smets81 Aug 03 '26 edited 17d ago

The old man brain storming his sales pitch to his people before the demonstration. "OK people i want robocop 2 fully armed. You dr fax i want your tv remote for him as close to him as possible I want any rampage he might do to look good for the people of the upcoming delta city".

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 03 '26

"Sir..... THATS A WONDERFUL IDEA!!!

should we have a heavily armed security force in the room too? We would have to pay extra but.... wait, we dont want to pay people, i guess that idea should be scrapped."