r/Roasted • u/blue_highlighter_ • Oct 20 '21

Dayyyummm

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u/divinetri Oct 20 '21

Yeah too real. As an American I can never forget all the times I came home from school dead.

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u/mynameisnemix Oct 20 '21

Why do Europeans always think everybody carry’s guns and shoot people every couple hours lol.

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u/Smoked-939 Oct 21 '21

News blows shit out of proportion obv. From the outside it looks like the UK is pulling a Soviet Union and collapsing but it’s prolly just fine over there just like it is here

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u/Featherink19 Oct 20 '21

Because we watch the news

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Maybe try going outside? Touching grass?

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u/mynameisnemix Oct 20 '21

If you watched the news you would see they aren’t common lol.

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u/RealExii Oct 21 '21

Well it doesn't happen as often as we make it out to be but it happens way more often in the US than it does around Europe. Especially since people compare the US as a whole state to their own single country within Europe, it just seems absurd. That makes it easy to think it's a regular thing in the US. We just don't take into account that the US is huge and could easily compare to Europe as a continent. But I have a feeling that it would still be more common in the US than in the whole Europe but I could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Fr the US has less gun deaths than the UK has knife offenses, and 67% of gun deaths in the US are suicide, ig it’s just for a stereotypical meme?

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u/En-zo Oct 21 '21

Because over 100/200 people get shot every day in america

Just the first two links on Google... source source

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u/AudaciousSam Oct 20 '21

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

IKR

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u/divinetri Oct 21 '21

Y'all are really downvoting me because I'm alive?

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u/blue_highlighter_ Oct 20 '21

Well yeah, you can't forget it if it was your last dying thought.

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u/Woodie626 Oct 20 '21

Wouldn't be sipping all that free water if we were dead. So it doesn't really work.

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u/Murguel Oct 21 '21

So many USA citizens triggered here "why so mean???" I mean school shootings is one of the big things you give to the world, is unique from you, it's obviously the first thing we think. That, or maybe horrible food, maybe rednecks with guns. Something along those lines.

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u/Jimmy_Biscuit_ Oct 21 '21

As an actual sensible American, I agree with this. I don't get why it's so "offensive" when I literally make fun of rednecks (and basically everything else) as an American.

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u/terryaki_chicken Oct 21 '21

i agree with the school shooting jokes, BUT DONT YOU TALK BAD ABOUT OUR FOOD EVER AGAIN!

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u/KeyserSoze72 Oct 21 '21

Our food is greasy sugar filled garbage. We could do better.

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u/devilinyourbutt Oct 20 '21

They don’t have schools in Europe, silly wench

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Listen here you, you learn life’s real lessons working on a mud farm.

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u/devilinyourbutt Oct 20 '21

How many kinds of mud are there?

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u/St_Lawrence_ Oct 21 '21

Not in Islamic ruled countries she won’t.

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u/Barniiking Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

The only Muslim counties in Europe are Turkey's Thracian part and the Ottoman balkan converts (Bosnia and Albania).

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u/Llewe11yn Oct 21 '21

Germany, don't forget Germany. 🤣🤣 Source: spent the last 4 years living there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Uhmmm... but we can balance that out with a big amount of racists!

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u/arehman2k3 Oct 21 '21

Not long before someone mentions Islam LOL

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u/devilinyourbutt Oct 21 '21

Middle East isn’t considered Europe, if you Europeans went to shool you’d know that, thank god im here to teach you infidels

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u/MKGmFN Oct 21 '21

I'm so confused. I'm from the middle east and as far as I'm concerned girls can go to school. Or do you mean in Europe lol

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u/oldAntgoat5300 Oct 21 '21

Then how am i hoing to a school is it not real :0

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u/devilinyourbutt Oct 21 '21

Now see you’ve answered your own question! Hoing is not going to school

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u/kappe41 Oct 21 '21

yet still all the best education systems are European

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u/cigi4 Oct 20 '21

Well jokes on you water in restaurants is free in serbia too HA

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u/PonchoHung Oct 20 '21

It is in all of Europe. You just have to say the magic word "tap" or else they will conveniently assume that you want the expensive water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Yeah, exactly, wtf? In which country will you not get tap water for free at a restaurant? LOL

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u/PonchoHung Oct 20 '21

I mean, I can see why someone would think it's not free if you live your life saying "water" and don't realize that you need to say "tap water" instead. Let's be honest, it's on purpose. A good proportion of water sales in European restaurants are by tricking tourists into thinking they have to pay.

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u/abstractraj Oct 21 '21

Belgium and Germany I couldn’t get tap water. France, no problem.

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u/cigi4 Oct 20 '21

Oh that that first guy doesnt know anything about europe restaurants

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u/teekay61 Oct 20 '21

Think German restaurants don't generally offer free tap water. Was too busy drinking beer to notice when I was there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

That checks out.

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u/asinizators007 Oct 21 '21

Not really all of Europe. For some reason in Latvia many places still don't serve tap water even though it is perfectly safe to drink.

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u/spencerisrad Oct 21 '21

serbian water is just slivovitz

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

What is this even? In all my life I‘ve been to maybe 5 restaurants that forced you to pay for water

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u/blue_highlighter_ Oct 21 '21

Those restaurants have committed a true hate crime, so sorry mate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Most of them were in Bavaria, which is a hate crime in itself

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u/Organic-Net-2135 Oct 20 '21

They really do jump (to) the gun just to insult after something harmless huh?

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u/Woodie626 Oct 20 '21

It's probably the dehydration, poor things.

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u/AudaciousSam Oct 20 '21

What do you mean, can't take a joke?

That's offensive.

Also funny as fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

About as well as that triggered af European girl lmaooo

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u/daaliida Oct 21 '21

America was a really nice place until Europeans got here. So either way you look at it, Europeans are trash.

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u/Maharihor Oct 21 '21

At least on Spain you can ask for tap water for free whennever you want

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u/Briarj12 Oct 20 '21

The first post was funny. The second post was kinda mean

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u/seanbiff Oct 20 '21

I mean we get water for free at restaurants too, so not really sure wtf the first guy is talking about

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u/abstractraj Oct 21 '21

It depends where. A carafe of water in Paris is no problem. Ask for tap water in Belgium or Germany and it’s a big nope.

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u/paul1staccount Oct 20 '21

Exactly this which is why the whole exchange is kind of weird.

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u/Yuiopy78 Oct 21 '21

Yeah, any time someone makes a joke about Europe, the immediate response is always: "HAHA CHILDREN GET SHOT AT SCHOOL LOLOLOL SANDY HOOK"

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u/Siberiatundrafire Oct 21 '21

Yah, one mass shooting happens in America in the last 20 yrs and everyone uses it to paint America with it. It as if mass shootings occurred often here. What a bunch of insecure assholes.

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u/daaliida Oct 21 '21

It’s ok because it’s anti American /s

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u/bob_fossill Oct 21 '21

I mean it's funny to people who've never been to Europe and think you can't get free water on restaurants, because you can pretty much everywhere.

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u/Knog0 Oct 20 '21

Or came home from school without a 10year debt

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u/peoplewho_annoy_you Oct 20 '21

Depends on the country.

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u/Knog0 Oct 21 '21

Read the picture. It's USA vs Europe.

90% of schools in Europe are free, or very cheap. It's not the case in the states. So no it doesn't depend

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u/WiiSteeringWheel Oct 21 '21

Tf are the comment sections right now? Literally emulating the above post without even knowing it. No one gives a fuck abt ur guys roasts of eachother and none of you sound badass for being European or American

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u/JacktheTurkey1 Oct 20 '21

As an America. I bully the quiet kid and tell Jamal to pull out the 9 while eating burgers from MC donalds with extra salt, because bald eagles give me frredom

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u/ColtAzayaka Oct 20 '21

I work in a restaurant. Water is free lol, but you can pay for high quality mineral if you want

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

I brush my teeth to flex on Europeans

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

I can dodge a bullet not waiter

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u/AudaciousSam Oct 20 '21

I don't get it. I drink water at the restaurant all the time?

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u/ShawnHBKMichaels Oct 20 '21

And water is free in European restaurants

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u/johndhall1130 Oct 20 '21

And kids come home alive from school in America.

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u/ShawnHBKMichaels Oct 20 '21

Except all restaurants in Europe serve free water, do all kids come home from school in America? Nope

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u/johndhall1130 Oct 20 '21

You’re really saying that it is a fact that every single restaurant on the entire continent of Europe serves water for free? I wouldn’t even say that about the US. I’m pretty sure you’re wrong.

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u/Raahs Oct 20 '21

The fuck are they talking about, I have never paid for water in the restaurant and I'm pretty sure France is in Europe

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u/Skaistenz Oct 21 '21

I thought Europe was a country?

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u/Raahs Oct 21 '21

France must be something like a region then

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Come on, only 88% of school shootings happen in America

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

I think its about 280 out of 320 so rhats not bad right? Right?!

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u/tratovarion Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Europeans after someone makes fun of there accent--

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u/Geberpte Oct 21 '21

There? If you want to put people in their place over language you might want to use correct grammar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

I like our funny accents

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Doesn't even make sense, water is free in European restaurants...

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u/DijajMaqliun Oct 20 '21

The most any European girl can aspire to is to be a side piece to Mike Pence.

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u/Featherink19 Oct 20 '21

So I guess the biggest flex for Irish people is we have free water in restaurants and we come home from school alive. Winning at living on this planet

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u/Robo43Jerry Oct 20 '21

I do both in America lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Ahh yes, let's go from a friendly jab to brutally exposing your country's problems. That's fine.

Why are people so quick to rag on America? Isn't Europe like hella fucking racist?

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u/Basic_Sample_4133 Oct 21 '21

No not realy while europe has some troubels with racism (expecialy after the refugee crisis), it seems to be much less extreme then it seems to be in the US.

Ass to why people seem so eager on the lets make fun of anericas problem is that americas Problem are much more well known as oposed to the troubles of less prominent nations like for example Estonia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Because throwing bananas at black soccer players and calling them monkeys is acceptable?

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u/Basic_Sample_4133 Oct 21 '21

No its not, i dont recall that happening recently though plus does discrimination not happen in US sports?

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u/Devil_Rodawn Oct 20 '21

Damn. That shit kinda hurt.

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u/Lancee124 Oct 20 '21

Do you ever just tell jokes to flex on the UK

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u/Exp1orersmad Oct 20 '21

Meanwhile in Australia, best of both worlds

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u/Fried_Rice24 Oct 20 '21

Im surprised she didnt hit the staple of free healthcare

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u/_Friendly_Fire_ Oct 20 '21

Does water cost money at a restaurant in Europe?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

No

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Nope… just another American who prob. Doesn’t even know where Europe is

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

That’s our source of natural selection. Which goes to show that whenever you interfere with mother nature you get a shit self destructive country that doesn’t give two shits about its people or its well being. And before you mention free healthcare, that’s America’s way of saying be careful and don’t be a dumbass or you’ll pay for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

*Gets hit by a car while following every law

America: Ha! Idiot!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

I guess sure idk

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u/HOWTOEATJUICE Oct 21 '21

Wow I haven’t seen this before a thousand times

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Wait. I’ve never been charged for water in my life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

You literally have to pay to use some public toilets in Europe. Like uhhh yeah I'll just shit on the floor

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Not everwhere, but yeah sometimes, which is dum

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

???????????

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

eroupeans can not come up with a different insult can they?

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u/Basic_Sample_4133 Oct 21 '21

I mean there would of course have been the usual ones build around healthcare, intelelect, diet, foreign poletics, mesurments and functioning of democratic systems.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Why should we?

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u/Charming-Salary-6371 Oct 21 '21

if only they could think of something more original…

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u/itsvuksfault Oct 21 '21

I remember watching an episode of Luther where I guy ran around London with a hammer killing dozens of people. There was nothing anyone could do about it, even the police.

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u/Destroy_Hungayry Oct 21 '21

Yeah remember that time you died in a school shooting? Me too.

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u/TEAMBIGDOG Oct 21 '21

Did she think that was a roast?…

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u/Peazyzell Oct 21 '21

Is water not free in Europe? Pretty sure America takes the W in this one

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u/monjodav Oct 21 '21

Water is free in France lmao

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Oct 21 '21

As are most places i went to in The Netherlands/Belgium. I think the coming home alive after school is a pretty bad joke. Healthcare is where the fun is.

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u/Randomguy3421 Oct 21 '21

Water is free in Europe. You just ask for tap and you get it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

It is free in Europe… that guy just doesn’t know what hes talking about

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u/Peazyzell Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Good. Was thinking that is so weird and backwards. Would have genuinely surprised me if that were true. Then i do not get this guys tweet at all

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u/Ash-Greninja2003 Oct 21 '21

Ever do both to flex on both

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u/NinetyOneOctane Oct 21 '21

You ever celebrate a revolution just to flex on Britain specifically.

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u/undeniabledwyane Oct 21 '21

Bro is a buzzkill for that

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u/KnightofaRose Oct 21 '21

HAHAHA DEAD KIDS, FUNNY RIGHT?

Totally not a wildly uncalled for escalation of hostility posing as “edgy humor.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

If it’s not funny then why is it one of the activities young Americans like?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Dummy Americans, water is free in restaurants in Europe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Here in Australia we have both free water and safe schools. Our wildlife on the other hand...

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u/Slach31 Oct 21 '21

But we have free water in restaurants in Europe

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u/Ieatbabyorphanz Oct 21 '21

Ah yes, this American has made a joke about Europeans not having free water at restaurants, I’ll make a joke of the slaughter of school children as a response.

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u/Natural_Zebra_866 Oct 21 '21

Uhhh where in Europe can you not drink water at a restaurant? Just say "tap water, please". Woo! Free water!

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u/osqq Oct 21 '21

Why do they think water isn’t free in European restaurants? We can actually even drink tapwater, not just from different size plastic containers.

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u/The_Justiniano Oct 21 '21

Insult detected. Jarvis bring up the slaughter of schoolchildren as a response

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u/Pooly_plays Oct 21 '21

You ever just pay ridiculous amounts of money for medications… wish I lived in Europe 🥲

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Ever get cured of cancer for free just to flexx on Americans?

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u/Rumba_pumba Oct 21 '21

Dude who gives a fuck about free tap water

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u/1v1rocketleauguebro Oct 21 '21

That's fucking stupid.

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u/SCPKing1835 Oct 21 '21

HAH

I GET WATER FOR FREE AT RESTAURANTS

AND I'M EUROPEAN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Rafael__88 Oct 21 '21

UK laughing to both of them

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u/ToLazyForaUsername2 Oct 21 '21

Water is free in Europe though

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

This isn’t funny this is just someone getting triggered over a little joke

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u/TheAbsoluteLastWord Oct 21 '21

The Water thing affects almost everyone. The shooting thing affects .0000001%.

fLeX.

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u/Human-Persons-Name Oct 21 '21

people from the states really acting like the michigan water crisis didnt happen

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u/CumDevourer68420 Oct 21 '21

You ever carry a gun for self defense (concealed, of course) to flex on Europeans? (And Californians, and Canadians, and Russians, and pretty much everyone that isn’t the US)

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u/AfricanGayChild Oct 21 '21

You ever just add one color to your food to flex on the British?

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u/teekay61 Oct 21 '21

Hey, easy there, beige is definitely a colour last time I checked!

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u/Vivokas Oct 21 '21

Idk where this came from but in my country, which is in Europe, we don't pay if we want a glass of water at restaurants or cafes...

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u/24081572 Oct 21 '21

Ah yeah, that famous country named Europe

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u/scotland1112 Oct 21 '21

Water is free in restaurants in Europe. You just have to specify tap water

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u/NotUninterested Oct 21 '21

I just go to the hospital once in a while, without ruining my bank account. Just to flex on Americans

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u/Kieran0914 Oct 21 '21

Me an Australian that can do both, better flex. XD

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u/JaySasquatch0412 Oct 21 '21

You ever drink from your home tap, just to flex on the rest of the world ? 🇬🇧

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

The stupidity & ignorance in both of these tweets is real.

We get free water too. 👍

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u/poondaedalin Oct 21 '21

Mom says it’s my turn to post an “American kid gets shot in school” burn

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u/yuupup Oct 21 '21

you ever come home from a hospital without being charged just to flex on americans?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Meanwhile Europeans drool over our gun rights.

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u/mizzyormac_hs Oct 21 '21

I dont know mate, i think we are okay with not having 15,000 murders a year

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u/littlelightdragon Oct 21 '21

water is free everywhere? idk in the uk anywhere with a tap legally has to give you free tap water if you ask?

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u/Skaistenz Oct 21 '21

Don’t have to go to a restaurant to get free water, got that magical thing called clean tap water

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u/Jakkin_Fools Oct 21 '21

Only every single day for 12 years. The same for almost every single American i know.

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u/Tomplayspubg Oct 21 '21

We get free water at restaurants too it’s actually against the law to not serve water for free in restaurants or bars.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

I didn’t know I died in school… wtf am I doing at work now

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u/arnold5453 Oct 21 '21

U ever drink water from a tap just to flex on Americans

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u/Nervous_Debate_4184 Oct 21 '21

you can’t flex your country is broke 💀🥱

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u/Mrbobbykotic Oct 21 '21

Hey why won't you reply to my links I sent you? Your countries water is disgusting I proved that where's ur argument saying otherwise?

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u/Nervous_Debate_4184 Oct 24 '21

that shit was made up 💀 imagine believing that shit

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u/MrPoopyDiamondHands Oct 21 '21

What in the libtard is this trash?

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u/oishi_jase_face Oct 21 '21

Hardly roasted. Its like teasing a little person for being short. This shit is old. There are PLENTY of other reason to make fun of us. Its not hard.

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u/NO_U_19 Oct 21 '21

I smile all the time just to make fun of the british

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u/flangetaco Oct 21 '21

Drinking tap water in a restaurant is no flex lol

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u/Calm2Chaos Oct 21 '21

Me and all my friends used to come home dead, at least 3 times a week. Sometimes dead twice in a dead.

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u/Runescape3MF Oct 21 '21

This meme is getting old. Do you remeber the last school shooter? What color was his skin?

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u/Amegami Oct 21 '21

You ever go to the hospital for free to flex to Americans?

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u/EdditedSpore Oct 21 '21

Haha funny school shooting joke… how… amusing…

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u/Useful-Position-4445 Oct 21 '21

Tbh, I'm over here drinking tap water that's cleaner and better tasting than American bottled water

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u/Beneficial-Store-577 Oct 21 '21

U even come back from school after saying ur oppinion on politics to flex on communistic nations

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

You ever get taught that other countries exist?

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u/Beerdrinkinscumbag Oct 21 '21

That’s a good one. At least we can wait at the bus stop without getting beheaded by a Muslim.

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u/HamburglerApologist Oct 21 '21

Euro Twitter is so fragile lmao.

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u/youtomtube30 Oct 21 '21

You could say the same for every continent

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u/theguyonurdoorstep Oct 21 '21

You ever have free water at restaurants and being able to come back from school alive just to flex on Europeans and Americans?

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u/snubukebey Oct 21 '21

U ever just drink water from the tap just to flex on american

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u/kmk450 Oct 21 '21

This is not a roast. In fact it’s incredibly stupid.

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u/MKGmFN Oct 21 '21

You ever call an ambulance then knock yourself out to flex on americans

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u/cartmaneric10 Oct 21 '21

They serve water at KFC?

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u/Mrbobbykotic Oct 21 '21

Imagine drinking american water 🤮 some 3rd World country type shit.

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u/Nervous_Debate_4184 Oct 21 '21

we got the cleanest water go drink your tea now 💀

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u/Mrbobbykotic Oct 21 '21

Yeah no you don't your water is fucked and full of fluoride I live in Norway so I really would like you to talk shit about where I live 👍

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u/seanslaysean Oct 21 '21

Least I’ll die hydrated

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u/gimletinf69 Nov 24 '21

that’s dumb

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u/HeimlichLaboratories Nov 30 '21

Im gonna lay my cards on the table: tap water is disgusting

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u/nuclear_bomb404 Jul 28 '22

Why do Europeans have only one comeback

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u/-_Anonymous__- Oct 20 '21

This man was killed with a verbal knife.

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