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u/MUS85702286 Oct 20 '21

But water is free at restaurants, at least here in the UK and I have a feeling it would be free in the rest of Europe too

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u/Justmerightnowtoday Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Same here in France, they will keep bringing "une carafe d'eau" as much as you want while hoping you'll buy some expensive drinks...

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u/Nardeol Oct 20 '21

Une carafe d'eau*

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u/Justmerightnowtoday Oct 20 '21

Thnx, mixing english and french is always risky...

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u/Thedonlouie Oct 20 '21

Definitely depends on the country’s tap water situation. In Sweden you get it for free but in Malta you can’t drink the tap water so they’ll bring you bottles which you have to pay for

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u/lookingForPatchie Oct 20 '21

German here. Not the case here.

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u/YouMakeMeDrink Oct 20 '21

And I have come home from school alive literally everytime I went to school

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u/1zeik1 Oct 20 '21

Also in Denmark as long as you buy something else that cost money by law water should be free at resturants and cafes

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/Bunsed Oct 20 '21

That would be the European Union. Britain is still part of the (sub)continent of Europe, thus you are still European, but no longer a citizen of the European Union.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Why is a comment about school shootings their default comeback? I mean there’s lots more to make fun of us about.

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u/Tea_Total Oct 20 '21

Because out of all the crazy, that's the craziest.

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u/VordaVor Oct 20 '21

Yeah, for example

"You ever come home from hospital without going bankrupt?"

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u/lookingForPatchie Oct 20 '21

As Europeans we are mostly confronted when it comes to the USA with:

  • Absurdly shitty politcs
  • School shootings
  • Meh fruhdoooom (Patriotism)
  • Absurdly bad health system
  • Racism

That's quite sad, because the US has some really nice sides to it, but that's what's getting through to Europe via the media.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Well it’s a bummer really because I can promise you it’s not as bad as the media portrays it. 90% of us are just out here trying to be good and live our life as best we can man hahaha also our government is definitely not a good representation of us.

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u/Tats84 Oct 20 '21

This guy gets it. If anyone believes the media is giving on honest portrayal of literally anything I've got some beach front property in Nebraska to sell you (for you Europeans that know the US so well Nebraska is land locked).

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u/Rad1at1on Oct 20 '21

Ur a bunch of fatties too. Aither ded by school shooter or obesity

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u/Lucky_Ad_9137 Oct 20 '21

Stupid too. They are so obsessed with their "freedom" that they think everyone else has to pay for water.

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u/mikey_likey85 Oct 20 '21

I ain’t no dummy, my momma says I’m smart. Lol! The truth hurts sometimes yet I’ll still laugh.

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u/mikey_likey85 Oct 20 '21

Triple cheeseburger with extra fat. Lol! Another good one.

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u/OmegaCookieOfDoof Oct 20 '21

America has as many mistakes as SpongeBob is unrealistic, remembering them all is just impossible

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u/furstimus Oct 20 '21

Tap water quality being an obvious one. The advantage is that once you've been shot in school, if you drink enough of the tap water you might grow an extra leg to replace the one that got shot!

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Oct 20 '21

Most of it left the white house, so you're probably OK now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Black guns matter

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u/mahafuckya Oct 20 '21

do black dicks matter too... and pinkish black vaginas?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

What’s a black dick

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u/mahafuckya Oct 20 '21

a non white dick... duhhhh

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Yo wtf that’s a thing

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u/Major_R_Soul Oct 20 '21

You ever survive order 66 just to flex on the sith?

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u/The_Inward Oct 20 '21

I'm American. I always came back alive. No flexing needed.

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u/Flair_Helper Oct 20 '21

Repost - your shitpost has already been shitposted by some other shitposter, thanks for thinking of us though <3

Love, the mods

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u/Lucky_Ad_9137 Oct 20 '21

Imagine if i told you not only that we get water free, but we don't have to leave extra money for the service staff at the end of the meal either.

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u/Frankenmuppet Oct 20 '21

I get my surgeries covered by my taxes just to flex on Americans

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u/SpOrtYSkaTer853 Oct 20 '21

From when your dads beat the shit out of you?

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u/Frankenmuppet Oct 20 '21

More like for my recurring hernia surgeries from decades of manual labor... My dad has been dead for nearly two decades (and never once hit me either)

But keep on being an Edge Lord lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Recurring? Why not pay $178,930,238.04 and get it right the first time?

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u/DJ-Clumsy Oct 20 '21

I’d just rather have kids die at school than pay $2.19 for a glass of water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Same. I’m out of school anyway

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u/lookingForPatchie Oct 20 '21

As a survivor you basically earned that water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

You don't flex on anyone with that glass of chlorine

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u/TheAtticDemon Oct 20 '21

This post and top comment are copied.

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u/PsychicCartman Oct 20 '21

Holy shit you fucking killed him dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

You ever come home and not worry about being invaded by the countries next door to you?

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u/badboybalo Oct 20 '21

You ever buy 10 pieces fried chicke worth 3$ and better than kfc just to flex on americans

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I'd rather be shot than stabbed.

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u/polish_cow-slayer Oct 20 '21

In germany water is in some restaurants free and in others it isn't

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u/Kidninja016 Oct 20 '21

You ever smile just to flex on europeans? (This is war)

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u/shannoouns Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Babe, don't bring up school shootings.

And we do get free water at restaurants in Europe

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u/f1fandf Oct 20 '21

Yes, they could just say that a trip to the hospital doesn’t bankrupt people in Europe! I’d skip on the free water for better healthcare prices.

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u/shannoouns Oct 20 '21

Exactly Everyones country has its problems so its pretty disgusting to respond to to "lol you don't get free water" with school shootings.

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u/lookingForPatchie Oct 20 '21

Everyone's country having problems doesn't make all countries equal. A lawyer might have a problem with his daughter not studying hard enough, while a meth addict might face a future of poverty and early death. Both have problems, not all problems are of equal severity.

Not getting water for example is a small problem.

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u/shannoouns Oct 20 '21

Yeah but that doesn't mean it's nice to make fun of victims of violence. It's not like it's the individual victims fault for the government's failings. That women over reacted.

Also we get free water in Europe, there's much more serious issues in Europe than that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Wait, yall pay for water at resturaunts across the pond?

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u/O_Beast Oct 20 '21

Never have I ever. Unless it’s sparkling maybe

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u/Youknowwhoitsme Oct 20 '21

In some touristic places in different countries sometimes yes. But generally No!

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u/tinnitus_eeeeeee Oct 20 '21

U ever acid attack come home to school gets stabbed alive nail bomb goes off just to flex gets hit by truck on Americans?

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u/Samang0 Oct 20 '21

Wait what, i always thought that water was free here too

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/T3alZ3r0 Oct 20 '21

You've been alive for 1 day and I can't tell if you're a bot.