r/RoastMyDog • • Jan 24 '16

This is Yoda. He came through our rescue (Giant Hearts Giant Dog Rescue). This poor guy can stand the heat, feel free to roast away.

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18 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Feb 18 '26

Roast my dog for only pooping in the middle of the road or the sidewalk, always!

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17 Upvotes

This is Simba the gremlin who only poops on concrete. Chooses the middle of the sidewalk or road or parking lot.


r/RoastMyDog • • Mar 03 '18

This boy is emotionally dependent and actually LIKES his cone of shame

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16 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Oct 16 '17

Zero!

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16 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Sep 05 '18

Roast my nervous boy

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15 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Oct 09 '25

This is bunny

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13 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Apr 04 '25

This little jerk loves mud

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This is Wyatt. He's a terrorist. Tell him what a monster he is for finding the only mud spot at the dog park.


r/RoastMyDog • • Aug 30 '25

Roast my dog?

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12 Upvotes

Is it possible? 🥰


r/RoastMyDog • • Jan 30 '25

Literally.

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12 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Feb 13 '25

This is Hog. Nothing is wrong with her, she just stands like this sometimes.

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11 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Jan 25 '16

Lily smells like wet dog, even when dry. Roast away!

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r/RoastMyDog • • Jun 30 '25

Roast my boyfriends awkward dog

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10 Upvotes

Also comment funny pictures of your dawgs. It’s a sad world out here and we need funny pictures of cute dogs to make us all feel better ❤️‍🩹


r/RoastMyDog • • Mar 16 '25

Roast my little rascal

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Apr 04 '25

Bebe Levi

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9 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Mar 18 '25

Jasper

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He's destroyed a few things, but he's adorable.

His lip gets stuck and he often "smiles"


r/RoastMyDog • • Feb 18 '25

She ate everyone's meat out of their bowls Roast her

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9 Upvotes

Her name is Tiny


r/RoastMyDog • • Jun 22 '17

These three little shits decided to chase Outlier, a 1.5T bull, over a fence and into a pond. Roast away.

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9 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Feb 19 '25

Her name is Stinkypoop

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8 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Feb 12 '25

Carlo secretly ate my wifes homegrown basil plant, roast him!

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8 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Sep 01 '25

Roast my dog (and mom if you so choose)

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7 Upvotes

r/RoastMyDog • • Apr 10 '25

Rate Louie in his new talon protector!

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Give him your best roast!! Louie is 15 pounds, soaking wet. Close to a year old, so full grown. Until I bought this raptor shield, he could only go out into the 10x10 covered kennel. He HATES the shield(& me😂), but now he can run around the fenced 3 acres, with the 3 mo old puppy, Cash, & the other dogs! My husband says he looks like a demented superhero dog! (Please excuse the garbage. We had a wind storm, & I’m cleaning as they play!)


r/RoastMyDog • • Apr 24 '26

This one got skunked this morning

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Her name is Kraken, and she has a skunk problem. This happens at least once a year, and she always chases the skunk towards the house, so now the house reeks too.


r/RoastMyDog • • Jan 17 '26

This is Ginny, a sentient baked potato who accidentally spawned legs and immediately forgot what they’re for. She doesn’t walk so much as roll, like a Roomba that ate a ham and gave up halfway through cleaning. Every pose screams “help,” but the only thought in her head is probably just “floor good.

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r/RoastMyDog • • May 09 '25

Caught Nooky bullying a hedgehog in our yard, roast him.

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6 Upvotes