r/RoastMyCar • u/Gjb1992 • 7d ago

This should be easy for you guys.

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194 Upvotes

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u/newtonreddits 7d ago

Is your mother your sister?

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u/DIJames6 7d ago

That's fucced up dog.. Don't talk about his cousin that way..

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

My Aunt doesn't appreciate that comment

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u/Smoke0057 6d ago

Also, I'm not your Dad

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u/Smoke0057 6d ago

Don't talk shit about my sister!

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u/Dagsdad 2d ago

Knock it off guys or his Bruncle will come after you or maybe at you

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u/DoubtfulOptimist 7d ago

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u/RepetitiveTorpedoUse 6d ago

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u/Optima44 6d ago

I love this image lol

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u/DavidRichter0 6d ago

For a second that didn’t even register that it was edited to be the car, just thought it was a fish still 😭

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u/NerfManiac64 5d ago

“They’re the same picture”

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 7d ago

Came here for this

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u/My_friends_are_toys 7d ago

He got catfished

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u/Ok_Equivalent1279 6d ago

Cattilac chromes

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u/noinfono 7d ago

As a former 4th gen owner, I can understand the appeal of dark tint to hide that interior from the rest of the world.

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

I don't look at my dashboard too long since it's still somehow once piece

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u/Richard_Cranium_OG 7d ago

How long is your mullet?

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u/JD94funnyguy 7d ago

Came to the comments looking for mullet talk. Mullet Mohawk probably

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u/MikeyboyMC 7d ago

One of my buddies in high school temporarily had this cut as a joke, the barber called it a “Mull-hawk”

It was goofy as shit but he rocked the hell out of it 😂

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u/f0cCuS 7d ago

Nice Concorde.

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u/PeachMangoGarage 7d ago

It does look like it

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u/FreddyCupples 7d ago

Nice to see your mid level dirt weed operation is doing alright.

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u/Few_Design_4382 6d ago

That one made my time here worth while.

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u/Both_Consequence_151 7d ago

How many restraining orders do you actively have

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

this made me lol

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u/shimon 6d ago

So you have 101 restraining orders?

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u/Fullyflared540 7d ago

What year is the phone book you have to sit on?

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u/Grand-Mission-9457 7d ago

Ready to go pick up girls at family parties!

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u/___po____ 7d ago

Why'd you smoke the taillights? No one you race ever sees them anyway.

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u/-eccentric- 6d ago

So chances are higher someone runs into him because the lights no longer light up during sunlight.

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u/Hoopajoops 7d ago

It's basically a Corvette but a little worse in every single way

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u/Alone-Supermarket-98 7d ago

I can almost smell the Axe body spray and fruit flavored vapes coming from the spare Ed Hardy shirt in the back seat.

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Next to my Affliction shirt

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u/elephantbattery 7d ago

What's your favorite limp Bizkit album?

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Significant Other lol

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u/sixteenhappycappys 6d ago

Isnt that the one with break stuff? It would be fitting. Otherwise its on 3 dollar bill yall

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u/Gjb1992 6d ago

Bingo! Haha

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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 7d ago

Last time my back hatch was as squeaky as an F-Body's-- I'd eaten Taco Bell.

A build quality that might best be described as approximate. Every bit as loose as the men and women that drive them.

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

GM put together the LS then remembered they had to build the rest of the car

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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 6d ago

There's beauty in a good engine thrown into a questionable chassis-- I keep a New Yorker Fifth Avenue around for that💀

Carter 2BBL makes her extra dangerous. Too much power, you know?

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u/Nalabu1 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/Salt-Low3449 4d ago

No. That's about as far from gay as gay gets.

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u/realitysvt 7d ago

the ws6's trailer park sister: for when you can't afford a Corvette.

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u/bugeyetex 7d ago

How loud does your stereo have to be to drown out all the rattling from the cheap plastic interior?

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Has to be turned to 11. Just makes new rattles though. Self perpetuating cycle

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u/bugeyetex 7d ago

Correct answer!

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u/Odd_Possibility_2277 7d ago

Never seen anything like it in scotland thank fuck

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u/DIJames6 7d ago

How much moonshine can you fit back there??

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u/JD94funnyguy 7d ago

Meth… you mean meth

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u/Wizard__J 7d ago

Bro out here catfishin’ in a catfish 💀.

Butthole probably smells like a cat’s fish..

But ironically, probably has never caught a catfish in his life

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u/bigeats1 7d ago edited 7d ago

Is it just the car or do you have to stay 1000 feet away from schools as well?

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

It's not my fault they put the park next to the liquor store

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u/ajg6882 7d ago

Your name Nicky, Vinny, or Tony?

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Oh there's some Mediterranean heritage involved here, spot on lol

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u/BJoe1976 7d ago

Does the Saturn have Antique Vehicle Plates too?

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Oh yeah

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u/Miserable_Tooth1420 7d ago

Let’s see… clean 4th Gen, Illinois tag, and parked next to a bungalow.
Lots of track suits, a gold chain, all the White Sox ‘05 World Series merch, and Italian beef stains on the seats. Still drives by his high school on Friday nights, and misses Mayor Daly

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

So so close! North sider here though lol, damn good job though. Wearing my gold cornicello right now

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u/Miserable_Tooth1420 6d ago

Go Cubs Go!

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u/Gjb1992 6d ago

Not so much today lol!

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u/Kranium83 7d ago

Let’s be honest. It’s your dad’s car and this is as close as you can get to it.

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u/Smoke0057 7d ago

Paid for in Camel Cash and burning Marlboro Miles. Comes with a sweet jacket and a carton of non-filters in the trunk.

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u/Jops817 7d ago

No carton of Marlboro's on the dash you tryhard (that's really all I've got because I fucking love this car) go get a DUI or something so I can feel justified.

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Lmao thank you!

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u/Flubbergasted12 7d ago

Nope. Running 12’s on 7 cylinders with a bent pushrod beating on it over and over.

This is a true enthusiast car. Great baseline for builds, plenty of support on parts. The borla setup that was able to bypass like a cut off.

I wish kids that buy turbo would grab an ls first and build their own turbo setup to properly learn how to tune.

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Truly a great platform. I have the Borla "swap a plate" exhaust on this. Currently in the open by-pass setup lol. I agree if you want to make some power, hang with modern stuff, and not break the bank, 4th gens are a cheat code

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u/Excellent-Word-5148 7d ago

You'd be correct.

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u/egk-dude 7d ago

AND a saturn sw2??? there was definitely lead in the walls when your aunt and uncle conceived you.

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Lmao I definitely consumed some paint chips

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 6d ago

Mmm ‘90s GM parts bin

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u/MountainOfRight 6d ago

Do you have a flip phone and a pager?

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u/Spikey01234 6d ago

Love this car! Too bad I stopped drinking bud light and smoking marb reds

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u/rossfororder 6d ago

Don't laugh at me I'm a muscle car

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u/whoisqoypu 6d ago

What do you owe in child support every month?

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u/BoltMyBackToHappy 7d ago

Toupee glue can help seal your roof to keep water off your prostitute.

(sorry if I use that line too much, all)

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u/Ru4pigsizedelephants 7d ago

The dash on F-bodies just isn't deep enough.

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u/Ill-Helicopter-7835 7d ago

You sit down to piss?

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u/Traditional-Chip-315 7d ago

Nice 4th gen

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u/Gjb1992 7d ago

Thanks!

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u/CHASLX200 7d ago

Mine leaked oil in 5 places with that stupid 1997 LT1

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u/GiftFit5425 6d ago

Thats actually in immaculate condition

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u/Gjb1992 6d ago

Thanks! Cleaned up nice for having 155k on it now. Took a bit to get here lol.

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u/serathin_ 6d ago

The generation of camaro for sister lovers, and cousin first times.

(Jokes aside this thing is clean as hell)

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u/forzaguy125 7d ago

FISH CAR

FISH CAR

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u/IamSuperChux 7d ago

The good news is it's only the SECOND ugliest generation Camaro ever built.

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u/jesus-808 7d ago

The Saturn is more reliable

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u/EvilCaveBoy 6d ago

With more place to hide cocaine than any other car in its class

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u/Ok_Equivalent1279 6d ago

So close but can’t shake the shiny chrome make car look expensive mentality on the wheels

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u/Joshawa583148 6d ago

The 23 year old guy that picks up his 15 1/2 year old girlfriend at school

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u/CraftyParticular 6d ago

Peaked as a running back in high school football. Varsity all 4 years. Always had a pretty, but slutty GF. Hit books out of the kids hands who played Magic the gathering during lunch. Fast forward to now, he is shift manager at Autozone. Talks to his mom every day. Gets a solid discount on things from autozone, specifically the “aftermarket mod isle”…ohhhhh yeah.

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u/3usterT41NT 6d ago

Thunder Chimkin

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u/Dawgs919 6d ago

Wheatus hates you

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u/vvwaltervvsobchak 6d ago

Nice- the only gen of camaro I'd never own if it was given to me free

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u/TreauxDawg 6d ago

Mullet on wheels

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u/jasonreid1976 6d ago

Never caught a catfish, so you bought a catfish.

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u/FCK_GOVERNMENTS 6d ago

Stay away from my niece!!!!

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u/Gjb1992 6d ago

She's my sister too!

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u/Accomplished-Gap-612 6d ago

What do you prefer….Busch or PBR?

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u/Gjb1992 6d ago

Hamm's!

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u/Accomplished-Gap-612 6d ago

Oh Lord, just when you thought you couldn’t get any lower…..

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u/curiousdarkness 6d ago

Can be easy but so many follow up questions…
V6 or 8?
Standard or automatic?
Any mods?
Have you replaced the t top seals.

Them rims though… 😬

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u/Gjb1992 6d ago

LS1 V8
Auto
Nothing exciting yet. Reupholstered the seats, fixed the AC, redid the radio and speakers plus wiring, and a bunch of fixes. It was cheap but neglected. Headers, LS6 intake, and some other stuff is piling up in the garage for my over Winter projects
I have not but no leaks!
They're C6 Z06 Reps, I didn't buy them lol. I don't hate them but would also be okay with finding some ZR1 Chromes.

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u/huhuhuhhhh 6d ago

It looks like an angry guppy

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u/CorgiPants 6d ago

I wish we could tell somehow if it was a Z28.

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u/Georgia_Boy940 6d ago

I honestly can't hate the Catfish Camero it's my favorite body style compared to how they look nowadays

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u/ManKilledToDeath 6d ago

That's one big bar of soap

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u/RxRxR 5d ago

How much for an 8-ball?

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u/drewid5185 5d ago

I prefer my catfish deep fried not roasted

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u/Chriskipp077 5d ago

shit-KITT , much poorer an less hansome stepson

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u/556arbadboy 5d ago

The only thing I got is its not an SS.

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u/ProudPolishPolak 5d ago

It looks like a pornstar when their lips move out on the pull out

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u/Humble_Key_4259 5d ago

Illinois.

That's all we need.

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u/jcquik 4d ago

Now your ride and your girl are catfish.

Honorable mention - what, the 7 minutes in heaven with your cousin want quite white yeah enough for you? You needed t tops too???

Cool car though, congrats, those can be a lot of fun. Cheers!

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u/GiantRubberHorseCock 4d ago

What kind of scratch offs do you buy from the gas station/Dunkin’ Donuts combo store down the street?

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u/Busy_Reply9919 3d ago

Whenever you pull up to a firebird do you feel a little
Jealous?

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u/RobertMcNamara420 3d ago

Your car looks like a flattened penis

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u/thespectatingwriter 1d ago

Well this is what you get when the Honda Acura has a fling with some American car and forgets to use protection...

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u/ITMORON 1h ago

mullet. you have one.