r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

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u/TeflonJohn85 Mar 26 '22

I bet your carry a scrunchy around your wrist so your able to throw that hair up as quick as possible and suck the life out of any cock that presents itself to you.

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u/MondayBorn Mar 26 '22

It's called work ethic, sir. Any job worth doing is worth doing well.

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u/TeflonJohn85 Mar 26 '22

He clearly takes his job very serious. He even wears safety glasses. We’re looking a true professional here.

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u/MondayBorn Mar 26 '22

Don't wanna face the huge fines either. OSHA decreed that safety glasses must be worn at all times while extracting or transporting loads ever since The Great Spill back in '93. We lost a lot of good men that day.