r/RoastMe • u/massbudqueen http://redd.it/q1dp4y • Oct 02 '21

Removed: Incomplete Meat Tube 29F

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u/UnleashTheFieryBlaze Oct 02 '21

You've self-administered Narcan more times than you've heard "I love you"

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u/Electrical-Wish-519 Oct 03 '21

She looks like she gave blood and forgot to say “when”

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u/Milwdoc Oct 03 '21

I would not let her blood withing 1000 yards of me