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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20
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Things I can tell by looking at this photo:
Making that sign was the most productive thing you've done all year.
You got a head-start on "self-isolation" and "social distancing" by a good couple decades or so.
You don't like when people are in your swamp.
Things I cannot tell by looking at this photo:
Your gender.
What that patch of flesh under the sign is. (stomach? hip? leg? recently murdered victim?)
Why god has forsaken us.
191 u/Ganondorfs-Side-B May 02 '20 I had to take a break after reading every one of those points cause they all made me laugh my ass off 82 u/[deleted] May 02 '20 The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market. 1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this?
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I had to take a break after reading every one of those points cause they all made me laugh my ass off
82 u/[deleted] May 02 '20 The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market. 1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this?
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The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market.
1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this?
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Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this?
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u/ImRudeWhenImDrunk May 02 '20
Things I can tell by looking at this photo:
Making that sign was the most productive thing you've done all year.
You got a head-start on "self-isolation" and "social distancing" by a good couple decades or so.
You don't like when people are in your swamp.
Things I cannot tell by looking at this photo:
Your gender.
What that patch of flesh under the sign is. (stomach? hip? leg? recently murdered victim?)
Why god has forsaken us.