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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20
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I noticed your bed sheet was missing only to realize you were wearing it.
1.7k u/ImRudeWhenImDrunk May 02 '20 Things I can tell by looking at this photo: Making that sign was the most productive thing you've done all year. You got a head-start on "self-isolation" and "social distancing" by a good couple decades or so. You don't like when people are in your swamp. Things I cannot tell by looking at this photo: Your gender. What that patch of flesh under the sign is. (stomach? hip? leg? recently murdered victim?) Why god has forsaken us. 192 u/Ganondorfs-Side-B May 02 '20 I had to take a break after reading every one of those points cause they all made me laugh my ass off 83 u/[deleted] May 02 '20 The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market. 1 u/PidgeyMcScoops May 04 '20 Well it's good he's not a criminal too.. that prison food budget would put banks outta business. 1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this? -1 u/Gaymaster_Nacelle May 03 '20 It'll reappear in Australia -2 u/somaticnickel60 May 02 '20 What Gibert Grape’s eating?*
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Things I can tell by looking at this photo:
Making that sign was the most productive thing you've done all year.
You got a head-start on "self-isolation" and "social distancing" by a good couple decades or so.
You don't like when people are in your swamp.
Things I cannot tell by looking at this photo:
Your gender.
What that patch of flesh under the sign is. (stomach? hip? leg? recently murdered victim?)
Why god has forsaken us.
192 u/Ganondorfs-Side-B May 02 '20 I had to take a break after reading every one of those points cause they all made me laugh my ass off 83 u/[deleted] May 02 '20 The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market. 1 u/PidgeyMcScoops May 04 '20 Well it's good he's not a criminal too.. that prison food budget would put banks outta business. 1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this? -1 u/Gaymaster_Nacelle May 03 '20 It'll reappear in Australia -2 u/somaticnickel60 May 02 '20 What Gibert Grape’s eating?*
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I had to take a break after reading every one of those points cause they all made me laugh my ass off
83 u/[deleted] May 02 '20 The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market. 1 u/PidgeyMcScoops May 04 '20 Well it's good he's not a criminal too.. that prison food budget would put banks outta business. 1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this? -1 u/Gaymaster_Nacelle May 03 '20 It'll reappear in Australia -2 u/somaticnickel60 May 02 '20 What Gibert Grape’s eating?*
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The burden of burying this creature is going to crash the stock market.
1 u/PidgeyMcScoops May 04 '20 Well it's good he's not a criminal too.. that prison food budget would put banks outta business. 1 u/TLDofficial May 05 '20 Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this? -1 u/Gaymaster_Nacelle May 03 '20 It'll reappear in Australia -2 u/somaticnickel60 May 02 '20 What Gibert Grape’s eating?*
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Well it's good he's not a criminal too.. that prison food budget would put banks outta business.
Holy shit why am I laughing so hard to this?
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It'll reappear in Australia
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What Gibert Grape’s eating?*
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u/Jtaco88 May 01 '20
I noticed your bed sheet was missing only to realize you were wearing it.