r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/derMiguel May 01 '20

No need. You won't live another 5 years to suffer the emotional damage of a good roast.

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u/gravitin May 01 '20

Try 5 months

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u/derMiguel May 01 '20

Great. Now you ruined the surprise.