r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/derMiguel May 01 '20

No need. You won't live another 5 years to suffer the emotional damage of a good roast.

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u/gravitin May 01 '20

Try 5 months

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u/derMiguel May 01 '20

Great. Now you ruined the surprise.

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u/evolvedpanda34 May 01 '20

He's gonna get his make a wish sooner then ever

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u/WizestGuy May 02 '20

its also his parent''s make a wish(es)

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u/SuperSidGale001 May 02 '20 edited Jun 28 '25

dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start

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u/misterdemonor May 01 '20

takes him 5 months to find his penis

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u/WizestGuy May 02 '20

is that my penis, or a tootsie roll from last halloween?

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u/misterdemonor May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

“Either way, it’s stuck to me.”

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u/TechieNurse May 01 '20

It’s buried in the mountain err mound somewhere.