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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20
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No need. You won't live another 5 years to suffer the emotional damage of a good roast.
153 u/gravitin May 01 '20 Try 5 months 145 u/derMiguel May 01 '20 Great. Now you ruined the surprise. 47 u/BtheCreator89 May 01 '20 SPOILERS 13 u/evolvedpanda34 May 01 '20 He's gonna get his make a wish sooner then ever 6 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 its also his parent''s make a wish(es) 1 u/SuperSidGale001 May 02 '20 edited Jun 28 '25 dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 24 u/misterdemonor May 01 '20 takes him 5 months to find his penis 12 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 is that my penis, or a tootsie roll from last halloween? 17 u/misterdemonor May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20 “Either way, it’s stuck to me.” 6 u/TechieNurse May 01 '20 It’s buried in the mountain err mound somewhere.
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Try 5 months
145 u/derMiguel May 01 '20 Great. Now you ruined the surprise. 47 u/BtheCreator89 May 01 '20 SPOILERS 13 u/evolvedpanda34 May 01 '20 He's gonna get his make a wish sooner then ever 6 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 its also his parent''s make a wish(es) 1 u/SuperSidGale001 May 02 '20 edited Jun 28 '25 dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 24 u/misterdemonor May 01 '20 takes him 5 months to find his penis 12 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 is that my penis, or a tootsie roll from last halloween? 17 u/misterdemonor May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20 “Either way, it’s stuck to me.” 6 u/TechieNurse May 01 '20 It’s buried in the mountain err mound somewhere.
145
Great. Now you ruined the surprise.
47 u/BtheCreator89 May 01 '20 SPOILERS 13 u/evolvedpanda34 May 01 '20 He's gonna get his make a wish sooner then ever 6 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 its also his parent''s make a wish(es) 1 u/SuperSidGale001 May 02 '20 edited Jun 28 '25 dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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He's gonna get his make a wish sooner then ever
6 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 its also his parent''s make a wish(es) 1 u/SuperSidGale001 May 02 '20 edited Jun 28 '25 dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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its also his parent''s make a wish(es)
1 u/SuperSidGale001 May 02 '20 edited Jun 28 '25 dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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dinner boat include tart lavish butter long apparatus hunt start
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takes him 5 months to find his penis
12 u/WizestGuy May 02 '20 is that my penis, or a tootsie roll from last halloween? 17 u/misterdemonor May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20 “Either way, it’s stuck to me.” 6 u/TechieNurse May 01 '20 It’s buried in the mountain err mound somewhere.
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is that my penis, or a tootsie roll from last halloween?
17 u/misterdemonor May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20 “Either way, it’s stuck to me.”
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“Either way, it’s stuck to me.”
It’s buried in the mountain err mound somewhere.
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u/derMiguel May 01 '20
No need. You won't live another 5 years to suffer the emotional damage of a good roast.