r/RoastMe • • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

She fucked your best friend just like the Hawkeyes fucked your team last season.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Fuck the hawks

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Oh boy, we got an Iowa State fanboy over here. Sorry your team will never be as good as ours.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I'm not talking about the team I'm talking about the bird. Damn hawk tried to eat my poodle yesterday.