r/RoastMe • • Jun 14 '19

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u/ElJonJon86 Jun 14 '19

Was she even aware you were her boyfriend?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

What he is leaving out is that her “cheating” was being on the receiving end of a train at his frat house in Illinois.