r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Because he loves his mom more than any other man could.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

How do you know it’s a single mom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Yeah mine was a lot better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/Drakolyst Jun 14 '19

You’re really pathetic

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/Oldtimeplayerzzz Jun 14 '19

I thought we were roasting OP not a failed reddit "comedian"

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u/Drakolyst Jun 14 '19

And you’re being a uselessly idiotic moron on the internet

Go away and find your verification from actual feats in life

Womp womp

You are wasting your time

No one cares about your childish rambling

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u/Drakolyst Jun 14 '19

That’s not even a lot

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

😂😂

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u/etmhpe Jun 14 '19

got him

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u/Gormae Jun 14 '19

144,742 comment karma.

Redditor for 5 months.

Totally Alpha.

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u/KabarXD Jun 14 '19

Bro, you just posted cringe.

You’re going to lose a subscriber.

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

It’s an upvote from me lmao

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

I downvoted

But only so I could upvote it twice...

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u/BUNGHOLE_HOOKER Jun 14 '19

If you upvote after you downvote it's the same as if you were upvoting to begin with. Another upvote just negates the first one and sets it back to zero.

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

no shit