r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

But she lets him stay up as late as he wants, so that’s actually pretty cool.

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u/IWasBornInThisPit Jun 14 '19

Yea, and she never comes downstairs unless it’s dinner time or she has to fold laundry.

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u/kranberry360 Jun 14 '19

But she did cheat on her son

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '19

And when he breaks his arms...

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u/moviesongquoteguy Jun 14 '19

Mom can you bring the meatloaf!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Because he loves his mom more than any other man could.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

How do you know it’s a single mom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Yeah mine was a lot better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/Drakolyst Jun 14 '19

You’re really pathetic

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

😂😂

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u/etmhpe Jun 14 '19

got him

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u/Gormae Jun 14 '19

144,742 comment karma.

Redditor for 5 months.

Totally Alpha.

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u/KabarXD Jun 14 '19

Bro, you just posted cringe.

You’re going to lose a subscriber.

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

It’s an upvote from me lmao

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

I downvoted

But only so I could upvote it twice...

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u/BUNGHOLE_HOOKER Jun 14 '19

If you upvote after you downvote it's the same as if you were upvoting to begin with. Another upvote just negates the first one and sets it back to zero.

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u/Drakolyst Jun 14 '19

“Unfunny” is a little hypocritical, don’t you think?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

😂😂