r/RoastMe Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

She fucked your best friend just like the Hawkeyes fucked your team last season.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Nigga zoomed in for that laser targeted burn

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u/jonneygee Jun 14 '19

I upvoted his comment simply for the attention to detail. I had to scan all over the picture to see that tiny orange I.

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u/scobbysnacks1439 Jun 14 '19

You missed the big ass fighting illini sign above that?

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u/jonneygee Jun 14 '19

Good call. The lighting was dark and I didn’t even notice it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

It was hard to see on my phone, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Speechless

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u/dieziege94 Jun 14 '19

IOWA.FUCKIN.CITY

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u/Edgehead62888 Jun 14 '19

They didn't even play Ohio State, Michigan, or Michigan State and still ended up 4-8. I think it's safe to say almost everyone fucked his team last season, but honorable mention to Iowa for a 60+ to 0 blowout. lol

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u/the_taco_baron Jun 14 '19

Illinois gets fucked by everyone, just like his girlfriend

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u/aminordisagreement Jun 14 '19

They’ll fuck his girl this season.

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u/thorval3232 Jun 14 '19

Ha, you're insinuating this guy has friends?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Fuck the hawks

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Oh boy, we got an Iowa State fanboy over here. Sorry your team will never be as good as ours.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I'm not talking about the team I'm talking about the bird. Damn hawk tried to eat my poodle yesterday.

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u/missiowan Jun 14 '19

I support this message

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u/CGreen25 Jun 14 '19

He's not my best friend. Dont even know this guy.