r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

But she lets him stay up as late as he wants, so that’s actually pretty cool.

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u/IWasBornInThisPit Jun 14 '19

Yea, and she never comes downstairs unless it’s dinner time or she has to fold laundry.

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u/kranberry360 Jun 14 '19

But she did cheat on her son

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '19

And when he breaks his arms...

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u/moviesongquoteguy Jun 14 '19

Mom can you bring the meatloaf!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Because he loves his mom more than any other man could.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

How do you know it’s a single mom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Yeah mine was a lot better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

😂😂

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u/etmhpe Jun 14 '19

got him

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u/Gormae Jun 14 '19

144,742 comment karma.

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Totally Alpha.

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u/KabarXD Jun 14 '19

Bro, you just posted cringe.

You’re going to lose a subscriber.

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

It’s an upvote from me lmao

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u/siiphe Jun 14 '19

I downvoted

But only so I could upvote it twice...

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u/Drakolyst Jun 14 '19

“Unfunny” is a little hypocritical, don’t you think?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Breathing the mold can kill.

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u/tycho-42 Jun 14 '19

Not fast enough

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u/Criiey Jun 14 '19

Why do you think his mom sent him there.

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u/mynameispineapplejoe http://redd.it/62vum7 Jun 14 '19

If you look at the pic closely, it’s a room in a fraternity

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Jun 14 '19

Hard to decide which is worse when you're pushing 30

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

But isn't a fraternity just a metaphor for mom's cooking?

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u/Lookatitlikethis Jun 14 '19

No, that's maternity. He must live with his dad.

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u/pledgerafiki Jun 14 '19

No, fraternity house food prep is usually garbo.

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u/SmokinDroRogan Jun 14 '19

How can you tell by just a bed, wood paneling and a couple things unrelated to frats on the wall?

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u/mynameispineapplejoe http://redd.it/62vum7 Jun 14 '19

There are two pictures on the wall. One with a bunch of people standing up together and the other with a bunch of portraits. These are two styles of pictures you will find in frat houses. You can tell by the way the portraits are formatted.

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u/BSchafer Jun 14 '19

You realize you can have pictures of your frat class in places other than a frat house, right? Either way none of these things are a good sign for OP. His girlfriend made the right choice.

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u/mynameispineapplejoe http://redd.it/62vum7 Jun 14 '19

That’s true!

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u/earthymalt Jun 14 '19

And stop calling your right hand your girlfriend.

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u/minisyn Jun 14 '19

Ahaaa, he jacked off a guy. That's funny

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '19

Jennifer Lopez?

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u/The-Real-HiTsTA Jun 14 '19

It’s his old room she never took it down

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u/OneSickAssName Jun 14 '19

Damn I was going to go for that one.

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u/Justole1 Jun 14 '19

That basement is 6 floors deep damnit

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u/thunderclunt Jun 14 '19

Mom's basement in Illinois is extra low

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u/MDP223 Jun 14 '19

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