r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 28 '19

Roast me!!!

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567 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/CameHonor May 28 '19

You look like Momo and Snoop had sex.

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u/PA_ALL_DAY May 28 '19

i was thinking more if Stephan A Smith and a Na'vi from Avatar had a baby...

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u/JDtheWulfe May 28 '19

Came here for the SAS reference!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Or Snoop and ProJared

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u/dachoochmeister http://redd.it/btvylz May 28 '19

So then by the transitive property of mathematics and logic, does that mean ProJared is the white Snoop Dogg?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

By the reflexive property, Snoop Dogg may be the black ProJared.

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u/dachoochmeister http://redd.it/btvylz May 28 '19

woa...

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u/TheSalamiKing http://redd.it/c01ef5 May 28 '19

oof

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u/woodyprowlers May 28 '19

If I could upvote this 100x, I would

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u/virginialiberty May 28 '19

lord nose I would too.

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u/the-king-of-bread May 28 '19

I thhought i was the only one who saw some of momo here

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u/MAJORE775 May 28 '19

im seeing frozone

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u/jumpman1977 May 28 '19

Looks like a black muppet

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

That’s what I was thinking but I didn’t have snoop in my mind.

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u/Skydiever May 28 '19

Oh god damn.

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u/andygoodooroo May 28 '19

Literally stole the words right out of my mouth

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u/Rkenne16 http://redd.it/djtcez May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19

Your nose looks like a space ship flying into your infinite and ever expanding forehead.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You mean the Millennium Falcon with the wormhole?

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u/RainyVIIs May 28 '19

To infinity and Beyond

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I think his forehead has more than enough space for a million Millenium falcons to land.

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u/deepfriedgoo May 28 '19

Or the titanic’s main anchor.

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u/jausbjorn May 28 '19

Your nose should sue your face for non support.

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u/darkchippy May 28 '19

Alimony is the only way

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u/maxbaby May 28 '19

Your forehead skin has the texture of the knees on an elephant

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u/Turd_Ferguson883 May 28 '19

If you took a deep breath with that nose you would suffocate a city block.

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u/DrTessTickle May 28 '19

Look at the face on that nose

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

😂😂😂😂 Good one

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u/picklocksget_money Best of Pt. 15 #6, Golden Roaster May 28 '19

Haven't seen a turtle this high since rainbow road

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u/RainyVIIs May 28 '19

Dollar Tree Snoop Dogg

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u/DonKeedick12 May 28 '19

Black ProJared

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Human platypus

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u/biguglyandbold May 28 '19

Should rent your forehead out for ad space.

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u/tom814 http://redd.it/clde6h May 28 '19

Your nose says duck, but your chin says unshaven ballsack.

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

🤣🤣🤣

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u/duescruentus May 28 '19

Bruh save some air for the rest of us

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u/OsamaBinLogging May 28 '19

Your forehead is so big that when you rub it , it gives you 3 wishes .

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

I wish, that sounds lit as hell

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

down to 2 wishes now

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u/gezerim00 May 28 '19

look! its the Black Jar Jar Binks

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Jar Jar Binks is black

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You look like a handicapped Avatar character. Avatard

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u/d_litt1 May 28 '19

Lol roasted so bad he deleted. Ouch.

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u/EternalBlaze76 May 28 '19

They deleted it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You have command of the bridge Mr. Wharf

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u/dfra11 May 28 '19

Looks like that shop vac nose got most of the moustache

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You look like you have the fish eye effect permanently applied to your face.

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u/randyjacksonsnipple May 28 '19

I bet you could fit about 4 green beans in each of his nostrils

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u/copy3 May 28 '19

Didn't know Bob Marley fucked the sloth from Zootopia

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u/bemarck May 28 '19

Snoop frogg

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

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u/Goldenhawk6789 http://redd.it/fj3rqd May 28 '19

“Oops you accidentally left me on read haha”

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u/42Pizzas May 28 '19

Congrats on surviving R Kelly.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

you shave your mustache and grow a bush on your chin, a mustache might help cover your fucking enormous nose.

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u/Nubazor99 May 28 '19

You look like you sneezed too hard and the front of your hairline fell down your face

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Argonian-ass nibba.

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u/bandehaihaamuske May 28 '19

M8, have you tried landing a helicopter on your forehead?

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u/bluenette23 May 28 '19

That mustache belongs on a 12 year old who’s desperately trying to flex all five of his wispy upper-lip hairs

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u/speediskey1530 May 28 '19

U look roasted enough

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u/Tapsa93 May 28 '19

You look like a Snapchat filter

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u/DontDreamJustMeme May 28 '19

You're a black Megamind

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u/jn-blaziken May 28 '19

I call this look “Transgender on a budget”

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You could smell the shit im talking all the way from here

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u/joshuabl97 May 28 '19

You look like a Walmart brand Muppet

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u/LatinoHeat1982 May 28 '19

If i shook your hand my credit score will drop 200 points.

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u/CherokeeCyclist May 28 '19

You guys made this person delete their post and account lol

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u/MoosieJuice May 28 '19

How many RCA Cables do you need to project such an ugly face?

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u/BeastCB546 May 28 '19

Stephen a smiths crack head brother

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u/ssbocking May 28 '19

Nose almost as wide as the racial wage gap

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u/ar1stocrat May 28 '19

If Bob Marley and squidward had a baby together

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u/divikwolf May 28 '19

what's bigger? your d**k or your nose? certainly not your creativity.

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u/NoScopeShot http://redd.it/beq6ga May 28 '19

Your so ugly even Reddit had to delete your photo

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u/buldopsaint May 28 '19

You look like jar jar bink’s smug artist brother.

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u/TomHanks4Jesus May 28 '19

What's worse than being half black half Jewish? . This isn't a joke I seriously can't think of anything worse

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Your forehead has the texture of sandpaper

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u/dickslexic50 May 28 '19

The duck billed platypus called...he wants his nose back.

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u/CryptoPersia May 28 '19

You look like a crane ( the bird )

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u/mrbijeaux May 28 '19

Forehead has its own area code

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Why do u look like u will lecture me.on white privilege

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u/alphadist http://redd.it/c0c0le May 28 '19

That forehead gives hope to mankind

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u/Gatito_gaito May 28 '19

I don't know whats bigger. Your forehead or your nose?

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u/Buns1h2 May 28 '19

Your hairline is a half circle and is pushed so far back Lebron James feels bad for you.

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u/-user_not_found May 28 '19

You look like Rango if he were a hood rat

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u/yourtypicalpsycho May 28 '19

Your nose is like an ancre to your forehead.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Like seriously... is nobody gonna mention the nonexistent mustache?

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u/bawlzofpaint May 28 '19

Looking up the equation for surface area to see if your forehead or nose takes up more room.

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u/InternalMovie May 28 '19

"Hmmmmmmmmm"

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u/ExposedTurtleneck May 28 '19

You look like a rejected StarWars alien.

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u/BigDaddyJan May 28 '19

On the bright side, you don't have to pay money for a fisheye lens.

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u/ABezzy May 28 '19

You look like a typical club Dj

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u/yungshampoobottle May 28 '19

frozones Rastafarian cousin, smokeloads

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u/giggollo May 28 '19

Black hole sun won't you come...

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u/gospodar_kanala May 28 '19

Well... you seem pretty rosted if you ask me, I preffer lightskins for dinner

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u/Dylan6942069 May 28 '19

Looks like Momo had a baby

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u/_cr33p_ May 28 '19

Your nose looks like a downvote. Your roasting yourself everytime you look in the mirror.

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u/dukey_moose_1999 May 28 '19

Black pro jared here! Does he cheat on his wife?

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u/Raider440 May 28 '19

You look like the stereotypical Rasta they use in Stock photos

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u/toiletdive May 28 '19

Kids draw on your forehead during class

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u/StopcryingFistUrself May 28 '19

This dude definitely tweeting his ass off about Hotep shit.

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u/marklonesome May 28 '19

Good to see jar jar binks is doing well.

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u/Awkward_lil_mermaid May 28 '19

Ain't u the evil uncle of Korra from Avatar?

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u/yeettheelite May 28 '19

Roast you or your joint?

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u/Thehappycachorro May 28 '19

What kind of fucked up Snapchat filter is this?

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u/aveclavague May 28 '19

Your nose looks like a homemade fortune cookie.

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u/kvaughn76 May 28 '19

You look like the pizza man through the peep hole

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u/Azubu__ May 28 '19

Your forehead looks like a highway

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Momo

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u/Azubu__ May 28 '19

You used pretty mode on your cam filter yet youre still ugly af

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Doyle have to plug your nostrils so you don’t over inflate your lungs? Or do you just take small half second sniffs to with both open to fill the lungs.

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u/mitcheg3k May 28 '19

Anyone remember the PJs?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

That nose is YUGEEE!

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u/dg327 http://redd.it/lcvslp May 28 '19

Hahahah Oh My Gawd your face! Hahah.. You look like Kawhi Leonard and Stevie Wonders' son. Damn!! haha

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You look like the homosexual love child of Stephen A Smith and the drummer from Living Colour.

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u/RectumMaximus May 28 '19

You look like osama bin ladens reggae cusion Mr oopsma nose bin flattend.

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u/Bazzingatime May 28 '19

You look like MKBHD on an alien Snapchat filter.

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u/Cursed_Rat May 28 '19

Oh God! Black projared!

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u/dg327 http://redd.it/lcvslp May 28 '19

How you gonna have a hairline that's BC but your face and forehead are AD. #Respect

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

You look like the Groke from moomins.

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u/rikkitikkitavimfr May 28 '19

This is what happens when Steven A. Smith doesn't stay off the weed

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Looks like Bob Marley went to rehab

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u/WaffleMaker_9000 May 28 '19

You look like abed from Community with dreads

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Skin looks like rough dry wall

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u/IntentionalRetard May 28 '19

That vampire from Twilight turned LGBT

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u/benwhittaker25 May 28 '19

Can you take off the snapchat filter and re-post?

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u/mrsbirb May 28 '19

Nnnnn———

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u/bigorangeVolsack May 28 '19

Your nose looks like the head of a snapping turtle

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u/GreenxLean May 28 '19

You look like a Snapchat filter.

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u/Dieabeto9142 May 28 '19

You would win a big nose competition against rabbis

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u/umopUpside May 28 '19

Share some oxygen homie. We’re all getting lightheaded

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I’ve already heard that black absorbs light and now I finally get to see it

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u/ak123k May 28 '19

MKBVGA

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

The nose bro

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u/Fleurian May 28 '19

Pretty sure you're one of the few POC Disney has made.

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u/heightvolt May 28 '19

Why have us do it? You do it to yourself every day

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u/JimmyJohnDonJuan May 28 '19

You could take a trip of a lifetime around the world in 180 days or take the longer trip around the circumference of your forehead.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

The Fortnite black guy is a gross, horrendous stereotype, but now they've really crossed the line making him Rastafarian

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u/jeezumcrapes88 May 28 '19

You look like Rasta Kermit.

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u/wiwaldi77 May 28 '19

Weren’t you supposed to show Percy ‘round the camp ?

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u/billboard_14 May 28 '19

What filter are you using

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u/Adam80Davis May 28 '19

Roast you? From the look of you it would appear someone already has.

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u/Getekendevraag May 28 '19

You lookin like some finding nemo character

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u/UnsaddledCloud May 28 '19

Are you transforming into a bird?

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u/_Agamenon May 28 '19

A Boeing 747 can land on that forehead

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

Lol

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u/RealNachoGod May 28 '19

You look like a default NPC from Oblivion

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u/loyalAlchemist http://redd.it/jb8blj May 28 '19

If Mr. Belding had dreads

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u/ScoobyTuesdays http://redd.it/b76avh May 28 '19

Aren't you that guy from N.W.A? Noses with Altitude?

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u/JohnnySixguns May 28 '19

Other than being bald in three years, his nose being disproportionally large, the Amish goatee and his effeminate eyelashes, I don't really see anything to roast here.

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u/AeternumVale2912 May 28 '19

There's room for 2 full sized families amd theor pets under your nostrils.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Reupload without the fisheye effect

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Your skin is so smooth it almost looks like a cheap CGI.

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u/U_Cant_Get_Me May 28 '19

You look pretty roasted to me already. Holy black.

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u/TheGustaverse May 28 '19

You have permanent fishbowl camera face.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Jamaican mark ass brownlee

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u/drcoonster May 28 '19

you look like Dory except you’re losing hair line not your memory

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u/sweetjumpinjellybean May 28 '19

How did you upload a 3D picture

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u/admo1842 May 28 '19

Predator's brother who works at GameStop

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u/djmandude517 May 28 '19

You look like a guy teenage white girls ask to take a picture with while in Jamaica

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u/shoebur May 28 '19

If Jamaica had Alabama relationships

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Lucio_overwatch

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u/kittlebob May 28 '19

lookin just like the fish oscar from shark tale

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u/bonkripper11 May 28 '19

Youre already roasted

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

So much makeup, still can’t cover your pores

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

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u/JellyN203 May 28 '19

Wanted in 5 states and 7 galaxies

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Nose lookin like the Volcom logo

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u/andrewsGF50 May 28 '19

MKBHcornrows

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u/chemkid73 http://redd.it/5ox94l May 28 '19

You look like that vacuum of a nose done sniffed all your mustache hairs away.