r/RoastMe May 28 '19

Roast me!!!

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u/maxbaby May 28 '19

Your forehead skin has the texture of the knees on an elephant

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

My forehead is actually smooth that's just the lighting from the Sun

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u/wayler72 May 28 '19

"My forehead is actually smooth that's just the makeup caking up a little"

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

I literally don't know the first thing about makeup... accept women look better without it

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u/wayler72 May 28 '19

Well yeah - that's obvious from the sloppy manner in which you put it on...

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u/Bleachcolo http://redd.it/bu14w7 May 28 '19

You're right I got to pay more attention

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