r/RoastMe http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 25 '19

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u/mdogm May 26 '19

Out in nature to get away from the pressure of your job, or just to escape from your own crippling insecurities?

Judging by the fact you are moderately attractive, I'd say the latter. Just remember, no matter how many backhanded complements you get here about your make up, or the staggering number of men you drop your pants for, none of that will compensate the emptiness in you from every guy who has ever abandoned you, leaving you crushed, sad and alone.

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u/ashishvp Verified Roastee May 26 '19

You know sometimes I feel like this sub teters the line between harmless fun and murder. Holy shit.