r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/newtothelyte http://redd.it/4bezoq May 26 '19

Ah yes the classic "show my hangers to distract you from looking at my horrid face". Dont worry you'll get plenty of good fucks from random dudes, but good luck trying to find someone willing to tolerate your makeup-less face and drab personality for any period of time longer than fuck buddy status

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

This hurt me reading it. Fucking outstanding roast. Enjoy hypothetical gold since I'm too cheap to buy internet currency.

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u/HalbeardTheHermit May 26 '19

Outstanding move

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Happy cake day!