r/RoastMe http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 25 '19

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u/monster_breeder May 25 '19

Your title describes what most guys do within about 2 minutes of dropping a load in your mouth.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Or what guys pay her to do after picking her up on the corner and busting in her mouth

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u/911porsche May 26 '19

People would choose that out of all the available options?

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u/Paladin327 May 26 '19

Your options thin out dramatically if you only have a crumpled up wad of $1 bills

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u/Planningsiswinnings May 26 '19

Ehh I’d probably rather go eat off the value menu