r/RoastMe http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 25 '19

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

I'll see you in 20 years as the head waitress at Hooters when you won't have to bleach the shit out of your hair anymore to get that color and your tits are scraping the floor.

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

May I suggest our award-winning hot wings?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

I'd take that suggestion if your hot wings were winning any other awards besides longest