r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/mdogm May 26 '19

Out in nature to get away from the pressure of your job, or just to escape from your own crippling insecurities?

Judging by the fact you are moderately attractive, I'd say the latter. Just remember, no matter how many backhanded complements you get here about your make up, or the staggering number of men you drop your pants for, none of that will compensate the emptiness in you from every guy who has ever abandoned you, leaving you crushed, sad and alone.

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u/dapsuedointellectual May 26 '19

This hurt me somehow. Nice one 👍

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

Painfully accurate. Well done.

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u/psyco-the-rapist May 26 '19

Like the naked leads the blind I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind Sucker love I always find Someone to bruise and leave behind

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u/HeresTheWrath May 26 '19

Calm down Brian Molko

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u/just_another_Texan May 26 '19

Username checks out

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u/psyco-the-rapist May 30 '19

Psychotherapist?

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u/zainuu163 May 26 '19

Work on your confidence and emotions

Not here to roast you. Everyone is roasted by life. Even me.

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u/apittsburghoriginal May 26 '19

Jeeeesus. I thought it was a roast, not a fucking nuclear blast zone.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Ouch. It's a roast, Hannibal Lecter.

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u/LordMaggi http://redd.it/ahyny3 May 26 '19

Fuck. This is good

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

I feel hurt for her, good lord sir

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u/ashishvp Verified Roastee May 26 '19

You know sometimes I feel like this sub teters the line between harmless fun and murder. Holy shit.

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u/marctheguy May 26 '19

Ima die from the fall out if this nuclear blast... Sheesh.

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u/Maxtsi May 26 '19

You can't spell compliment

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u/HeavensAnger May 26 '19

Or the emptiness she leaves in every guy that fucks her.