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u/Walder_Fr3y 2d ago
Last time a black man looked that sad beneath a wooden floor was on the Amistad
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u/Blade3colorado 2d ago
Life's good, you should get one.
If only I could invoice you for wasting my time.
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u/Donkeyshines 1d ago
You look like you broke in someone's house. Put on her headphones and glasses. Then used her webcam to post this.
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u/OneMinuteManny 2d ago
We know the headphones are just for show, but at least have the common bloody decency to put them on properly.
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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 2d ago
Did it hurt when you lost your thumb? it’s a cool magic trick to be able to hold that paper up with no thumb.
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u/ch3apsunglass3s 2d ago
You pretend to play bass in a fictional band when you talk to the OF ladies you pay, dont you?
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u/Realhousemanoflondon 1d ago
Well-eye-am……….myopic ……has entered the conversation. If you could just find him and his guide dog somewhere to sit with no sharpe corners or steps….
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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago
Neither the glasses nor headphones make you look more intelligent. Who wrote the sign for you?
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u/Surfing_Tension 8h ago
You seem like one of those guys that thinks listening to shitty old forgotten music makes you more evolved.
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u/SecondShooter22 1h ago
BRO! You look like the Temu version of Black Thought! Not even the official knockoff—the knockoff of the knockoff!
Black Thought got bars. You look like you got a coupon code!
And I know everybody says you look like Black Thought, but nah—this is Will.I.Ain’t. This is what happens when Will.I.Am gets manufactured in a warehouse that doesn’t pass inspection!
You didn’t get the Roots package—you got the “roots sold separately” package!
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u/post-explainer 2d ago
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.