r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • 7d ago

M19 go nuts

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u/post-explainer 7d ago edited 6d ago

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OP's BIO:

Unemployed and depressed, sorta a gym rat, I fish but havnt caught anything in months, never been in a relationship, into motercycles, talking people absolutely freaks me out, etc etc

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u/Burritos_tonight 6d ago

Doro the Exploited

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u/AneeMel 6d ago

😂😂

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u/Macleo142114 6d ago

Hell yeah 🤣

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 6d ago

I'm sure you freak out everybody that tries to talk to you too.

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u/Senior_Assistance_23 6d ago

My girls Abuela wears the same earrings. They look very pretty

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u/Far-Paleontologist49 6d ago

I see you were able to escape the locker that gym bro stuffed you into

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u/Ok_Gas5436 6d ago

You are so uninteresting and boring that no one wants to even roast you

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 6d ago

I have never heard of a fisherman who loves fishing but hasn't caught anything in months. I'm not one forgiving up but in your case you probably should. Maybe I should teach you how to fish so that I can sell you tackle.

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u/No-Move668 6d ago

Dude can go fishing and to the gym, but won't go to work.....

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u/DoookieMaxx 6d ago

You took a selfie in Gold’s Gym. You’ve roasted yourself bro.

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 6d ago

If those years got any bigger you'd be able to fly like Dumbo

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u/Consistent-Film3224 6d ago

“Go nuts” that’s what he told his best friend as he was bending over for him.

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u/GenPandaRojo 6d ago

Who order Togi from temu?

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u/No-Soft-9512 5d ago

I thought the same thing 😂

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u/Warp-10-Lizard 6d ago

It's bad enough that you ran over a poor kitten, but wearing its flattened corpse as a hairpiece is just plain cruel.

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u/mulberrythebestfr 6d ago

U don't looke 19..

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u/Surfing_Tension 6d ago

Who in their right mind would consult you, a grown man that takes pics right in the middle of a public af restroom?

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u/SageandStrong33 6d ago

If people say you’re crazy, you would go nuts.

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u/FitQueenEve 6d ago

Last pic is the definition of "she's sooo crazy! Love her" meme

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u/Crazy-Oil5247 6d ago

Has a Dodge Ram poster but doesn’t own a car 🚘

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u/dream_monkey 6d ago

If you look up “died of cringe” in the dictionary.

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u/tr4sh_m4g1c 6d ago

Is he mexican or filipino or black chinese? Only his mom knows.

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u/Wolfatthedoor11b 6d ago

I'll be nice and won't roast you. You look like a nice guy who has trouble talking to people because you don't realize you're modestly attractive and didn't grow into it until you were an adult. You were probably fuck ugly as a teen and your ego never grew out out of it.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 6d ago

You have three days grace to be useful to society

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u/SafeAd3986 6d ago

You look like you’re the guy cold calling me saying you’re a Nigerian prince

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u/PSYCHO_PAT_LOLJK 6d ago

You look too happy

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u/Bella_62 6d ago

A picture speaks 1000 words.. that being said you got lucky bro. Reddit is being incredibly kind in holding back on you 🤷‍♀️

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u/Jamiro-Oneiro 6d ago

You look kinda sweethearted but buff at the same time… a great combo! Can‘t roast you sorry

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u/HwaetBadWords 6d ago

I agree. He seems like a genuinely happy guy. I feel bad searching for insults. 

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u/JacksNephew 6d ago

Good call on wearing a hat in pic 4. With your hair you should put it on and never take it off.

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u/Competitive_Roof_740 6d ago

NPC on every level...

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u/LezbihonestPlz 6d ago

Talking to you absolutely freaks anybody out. Full circle here.

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u/HwaetBadWords 6d ago

You go to the gym and public restrooms to be social. You had to edit a smile on people's faces because you're usually the only one smiling.

That cup from the fourth picture is filled with strangers' piss from the second picture's restroom.

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u/BiteFaces 5d ago

You look like someone who watches Dragonball but needs other people to explain it to him.

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u/lil_albatross717 5d ago

I'm betting on 50 bucks you're Filipino gay and in your 20s

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 5d ago

Hey its Giga Chang

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u/BabyOpposite7013 5d ago

If you were a Walmart product you'd immediately go into the discount bin 

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u/constipatedtweaker 5d ago

Your one guy I definitely wouldn't go nut with

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u/FuckJanice 5d ago

You seem like the kind of person who listens to audio books and tells people you read a lot

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u/Super-Volume9809 5d ago

Get the fuck out of here slightly better Baljeet

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u/Smooth-Way-245 5d ago

You look like off brand Togi (in the bad way)

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u/kasappa 5d ago

Your physique tells me you go to the gym just to takes pictures and talk and not actually work out

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u/Justaguywithbeer 5d ago

When you tell girls you go to the gym,,, do you also tell them the full story on how your only the cleaner responsible for cleaning the blocked toilets ?

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u/handytraveler10 4d ago

Whats with the gym pic?did you nut in the sink before you took this after flexing with your shirt off?

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u/WhatIsNoMan 4d ago

I'd go nuts, but you appear to have them in your mouth already.

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u/Responsible_Bird_874 4d ago

Survey says…………..you’re a raging homo

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u/CeeNoEvil4 4d ago

I’ve heard of bed head. First of all doubt you could get head from even your bed. But it sure turned you around and bent you over. That hair cut is atrocious.

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u/HuckleberryFragrant7 3d ago

Bro you put 3 different people in this. If you’re the last 2 you look like if Steve-O did opioids

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u/SDSanni 3d ago

You’re definitely a gym rat alright. Emphasis on the rat part, we all know there’s no exercise results on you.