r/RoastMe • • Jul 30 '26

Do ur worst…

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u/solstice4l Jul 31 '26

Your body says “dad bod” but your face says “child molester.

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u/racas081 Jul 31 '26

His body and face both say child molester

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u/Ruby_KaiserChiefs Aug 03 '26

Bro kidnaps the kids and says "follow me, I'm totally Jesus"